I'm going to be a dad.

[gospursgojas]

Congrats.

I always tell new parents this...

Its not hard work like some say, bc when you love something so much how can it be called work???

[lefty]

She is due November 11th. Her name will be Kenzie Shea Phillips. And I am thrilled.

The Spurs just moved down a spot on my list. Sorry Timmy.

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I mean congratulations to you and your family; all the best to Kenzie Shea Phillips Brutalis.



And here is to a lot of sleepless nights and pipi shots to the face while changing her diapers

[The Franchise]

Congrats.

I always tell new parents this...

Its not hard work like some say, bc when you love something so much how can it be called work???

Shhhhiiittttt! It is hard, but the reward is worth the effort.

[Dave Mustaine]

cool bro! now all she needs is a brother to marry one day.

lol arkansas hillbillies

[Agloco]

Congrats. Is this your first? If so, your life as you know it is over. And no I'm not trying to be an ass. Things change so much it's hard to grasp at first.

This.

Had mine one week after I started my doctorate. Twins no less.

Kids tend to end your social life as you knew it. When (make that if) you get together with friends from now on it's gonna be............ well, different. Depending on how tight your time is, your physical health will be hard to keep up too......

Enjoy.

Its not hard work like some say, bc when you love something so much how can it be called work???

I love my kids very much, but it's work and then some.

[Brazil]

Congratulations !!!

There is nothing better than being a father, enjoy everyday, time is flying !

[Brazil]

This.

Had mine one week after I started my doctorate. Twins no less.

Kids tend to end your social life as you knew it. When (make that if) you get together with friends from now on it's gonna be............ well, different. Depending on how tight your time is, your physical health will be hard to keep up too......

Enjoy.



I love my kids very much, but it's work and then some.

I have twins too and oh my god it's hard, now they are 3 years old so it's easier but it was so hard the first year...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Congrats man

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Congrats.

I always tell new parents this...

Its not hard work like some say, bc when you love something so much how can it be called work???

Well lets see. Because for the first few months they do not sleep for more than three hours at a time and constantly require feeding. For the first year they all over themselves with a pudding like substance which you get the joy of cleaning up.

Up until they are four they have no concept of others and their wants so its pretty much a given they are going to be greedy assholes and punishing them does not help because they are incapable of understanding what they are doing wrong. Up until 6 they need constant supervision which means you get no peace because if you do not then they will themselves up and it will be your fault.

You constantly have to buy them . They are worse than a needy moneygrubbing girlfriend. If you do not buy them tons of then you are held responsible for it and charged with child neglect.

You get a slight reprieve when they go to school but some asshole decided that school should get out a couple of hours before work does so you get ed anyway. Then they become adolescents and even though they understand the needs of others they no longer give a . Even though they are intentionally being assholes because they want independence, you cannot give them that independence by letting them leave or you get charged with child endangerment.

You ask 90% of the people that have kids and they will always tell you that kids are great. Ask them if they want another one and its pretty much a universal no.

[gospursgojas]

Well lets see. Because for the first few months they do not sleep for more than three hours at a time and constantly require feeding. For the first year they all over themselves with a pudding like substance which you get the joy of cleaning up.

Up until they are four they have no concept of others and their wants so its pretty much a given they are going to be greedy assholes and punishing them does not help because they are incapable of understanding what they are doing wrong. Up until 6 they need constant supervision which means you get no peace because if you do not then they will themselves up and it will be your fault.

You constantly have to buy them . They are worse than a needy moneygrubbing girlfriend. If you do not buy them tons of then you are held responsible for it and charged with child neglect.

You get a slight reprieve when they go to school but some asshole decided that school should get out a couple of hours before work does so you get ed anyway. Then they become adolescents and even though they understand the needs of others they no longer give a . Even though they are intentionally being assholes because they want independence, you cannot give them that independence by letting them leave or you get charged with child endangerment.

You ask 90% of the people that have kids and they will always tell you that kids are great. Ask them if they want another one and its pretty much a universal no.

WIth that at ude I can tell how it can be hard on you.

WIth mine it isn't

[BadOdor]

Congratz man.

How old were some of you when you had your first kid? I honestly can't see having my own before I'm 30....

[FuzzyLumpkins]

WIth that at ude I can tell how it can be hard on you.

WIth mine it isn't

I do not have a kid and I was being melodramatic.

[sonic21]

congrats man!!

[rmt]

Congrats.

I always tell new parents this...

Its not hard work like some say, bc when you love something so much how can it be called work???

Oh, I think it's very hard work - especially when one of them has health problems. Can't believe I have one in high school, one in middle and one in elementary. The oldest went off to school for the first time 2 weeks ago (I home school) and I felt bereft (so used to having her around)

Congratulations! There's nothing like having kids - changes your life so much more than getting married.

[sonic21]

and yes it's difficult, my daughter is 7 months old and it was hard the first couple of months.

[Darrin]

Congratulations!

[DrSteffo]

Congratulations!

[PublicOption]

What does Kenzie mean?

[lil'mo]

Lol y'all are killing me

[Texas_Ranger]

Congrats!!

[Avitus1]

Congrats man... little girls are great.

[Trill Clinton]

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank GOD....

Congratulations brutalis, I wish you and the mother the best. Maybe Tim and Kori will throw an ST baby shower for you.

[Spursmania]

Congrats!

[lurker23]

Congratulations!

[Brutalis]

Thanks guys. I am 25 to answer the question above.

I dealt with kids before, friends kids, kids in the family.. but I'm sure I'm in for a wild experience.

Hopefully she takes after her mom. If she takes after me she'll be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed. Which means I will have to keep my guns clean.