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me and the besties are seein Jackass 3D at midnight!!
there's always jackass 3.5 that is coming out
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me and the besties are seein Jackass 3D at midnight!!
I wanted to see this so bad until I heard about all the -intensive skits.
I dunno guys but explosive and anything feces-related is just too much for me. I really used to like the jackass stunts and some of their sick . Jackass 1 was hilarious to me, we all went stoned and had a great time. Never saw Jackass 2, but this one seemed like it was worth going to. But after hearing about how much throwup and feces is involed I just cannot capitulate. That's just silly to me.
I like the stunts, the painful stupid stunts. I don't want to see someone shoot up into the air all over their ass. You can find stuff like that for free on the internet right now (albiet not in 3D).
This sucks, I was looking forward to this but Spurstalk comments + Rolling Stone's review has changed my mind.
all i have to say about the movie is ING EPIC.
I have avoided all the Jackass movies because of the gross-out gags. I think the stunts are hilarious, and if this was nothing but Knoxville getting himself run over by buffalo (etc.), I'd have been there today. Have no desire to see gross-for-the-sake-of-gross, though. Especially not on a big screen and in 3D.
Not as good as the first 2 (especially not #2), but they're also limited as far as public type pranks since more people recognize them.Still hilarious though, and all the Jackass' have still been the BEST movie going experiences. These are the only movies I'd want to see with a huge audience. A type of movie where you could talk to the guy next to you and not be awkward even though you don't know them
I heard Steve-O pukes right into the crowd and then flings right into the crowd and then explodes right into the crowd's face then he eats it.
want to see those damn stunts but I'm not down with the scat.
None of that happens.
Wasn't a funny movie at all didn't laugh once TBH IMO IIRC.
You sir, apparently lack a pulse...
if blackswordsman isn't lefty's understudy i don't know who is.
I have one.
Who are you?
Just saw it, Someone puked in the aisle, and another couple walked out.
Jackass 3D kicked ass on an epic level. You tree hugging bags who think your don't stink because you refuse to see it, (or at least you say so in public) I bet your curious ass will watch it if not now, then with a Torrent. don't lie to us and yourselves lets get past this..... BTW a torrent would ruin the 3D experience.
Those of you who get what the jackass movie is really about can appreciates what they are doing. They are actually mocking Hollywood and the chick flick movie makers and are saying watch this, as they get 50 Million viewers laughing and grossing themselves out with stupidity on a level so high it deserves recognition on a intelligent level than few of you can obtain.
When they had that 450lb fat white boy with an apple in his ass on all fours like a scene from Deliverance, and that 600lb wild hog with huge fangs came out to chew on the apple I knew my 13.50 was money well spent. And to have Johny Knoxville take the apple out of his ass take a bite then place the apple back in the pigs ass so the Hog could eat it was epic!
Then the Hog takes a huge bit out of the fat white dudes ass that was groundbreaking moment only the directors of Machete could appreciate.
anyone who says that movie sucks needs to put down the swiffer sweeper rand delete your face book account because people like you don't get it you never will you all help and make the www boring we already have that reading our Hot mail everyday to find out we have a friend who has 4 million dollars in a bank and needs help to get it out emails to read if we want to be bored. Did i say I like to see a mans fly through the air in 3D while i am trying to eat a Babe Ruth candy bar?
But the midget cops that went in the bar after the midget drunks started a fight was priceless it made the sense tolerable.
I give the movie 4 out of 5 slices of cheese
Last edited by mouse; 10-17-2010 at 11:30 PM.
tbh Bam got straight up regulated the last time he went for the Rocky.
That was probably the best scene imo.But the midget cops that went in the bar after the midget drunks started a fight was priceless it made the sense tolerable.
Steve-O... not Knoxville... only Steve-O would do that . You'd think he would do that high though, not sober like now
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The midget cops were good but the midget EMS dropping the dude was better...
The fat guy getting popped in the face with the football was great.
Jackass 3D kicked ass on an epic level. You tree hugging bags who think your don't stink because you refuse to see it, (or at least you say so in public) I bet your curious ass will watch it if not now, then with a Torrent. don't lie to us and yourselves lets get past this..... BTW a torrent would ruin the 3D experience.
Those of you who get what the jackass movie is really about can appreciates what they are doing. They are actually mocking Hollywood and the chick flick movie makers and are saying watch this, as they get 50 Million viewers laughing and grossing themselves out with stupidity on a level so high it deserves recognition on a intelligent level than few of you can obtain.
When they had that 450lb fat white boy with an apple in his ass on all fours like a scene from Deliverance, and that 600lb wild hog with huge fangs came out to chew on the apple I knew my 13.50 was money well spent. And to have Johny Knoxville take the apple out of his ass take a bite then place the apple back in the pigs ass so the Hog could eat it was epic!
Then the Hog takes a huge bit out of the fat white dudes ass that was groundbreaking moment only the directors of Machete could appreciate.
anyone who says that movie sucks needs to put down the swiffer sweeper rand delete your face book account because people like you don't get it you never will you all help and make the www boring we already have that reading our Hot mail everyday to find out we have a friend who has 4 million dollars in a bank and needs help to get it out emails to read if we want to be bored. Did i say I like to see a mans fly through the air in 3D while i am trying to eat a Babe Ruth candy bar?
But the midget cops that went in the bar after the midget drunks started a fight was priceless it made the sense tolerable.
I give the movie 4 out of 5 slices of cheese
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