Don't wonder, go ask your Neal, he's educated in the rape maneuvers.
Think you missed the point of my joke, Cul.
Kobe was all hot and bothered, that ass still bleeding from the anal bludgeoning by the Spurs. Katie Faber meekly enters his room to deliver some towels. Kobe achieves tumescence. Forces himself on Katie, but still fails to crack the nut.
"If it walks like a duck..."
you're getting close Midget...you're acknowledging the word vagina and nut in this post but unfortunately your acknowledgment is centered on another man ing and not yourself...'03 disagrees. The forced entry by San Antonio made Kobe question his sexuality to the point where he had to prove his manhood to himself by taking Katie Faber's vagina hostage.
And the dude still didn't bust a nut
Makes you wonder. If you know what I mean.
you getting close Mid...as soon as you say it...it will set you free...remember " I love pussy ass and s"...once you say those words I may stop ing with your ass...till then it's game on...Imma banish the out of you...
Kobe's sexuality is well defined and he's obviously the Alpha in the Lakers/Spurs relationship.
That Timothy er left the Spurs shivering from the fetal position, buried in a lake of Purple and Gold after the surprise 2008 sex.
Hi, Koolaid_Man.
Let's review this post.
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I like your honesty. Improving.
C-
So what you're saying is that Kobe can only achieve an orgasm when having sex with other men?
Knowing how he couldn't get one off with Kate Faber, and given the Lakers history of employing sexual players (Magic), it makes perfect sense.
Wait, do we actually have proof of Manu/Sasha's manhood?
We don't even know the origins of Eliots dysentery. Don't even start, Midget.
Sure, Manu's got that male pattern baldness, and Sasha's would have to shave before I'd give a second look at his Victoria Secret ensemble.
We can only speculate.
But with Magic and Kobe, there's concrete proof. The former acquired HIV during a time when it was "the gay man's disease," and Kobe failing to climax while having sex (rape) with a white girl. And ain't no black man alive gonna fail to nut after getting into some white pussy.
But, Kobe was still white then. He didn't get his black on till he got elected. Oh, wait, that's Hussein Obama. Kobe didn't turn until she screamed "rape!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Case closed:
^Damn, and Walton in the vicinity with the wet curls & busted keester, courtesy of old deadeye RJ and Kobe picks that ugly thing.
ohh naw...we just opening the case midget...I gots the goods on you shawtay...
Let's review this one.ohh naw...we just opening the case midget...I gots the goods on you shawtay...
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Yeah, blows harder than Kobe on some male .
Grade: F
Midget, gettin' some regular trim.ohh naw...we just opening the case midget...I gots the goods on you shawtay...
That lucky, Midge!
Na, we have owne Portland way more than we own spurs. Here's why:
1. in the 80's we were the better team so "owning" teh spurs were expected. Only time we beat the spurs when they were the better team was .4 ...they were better we just won.
2. The Blazers lost to the Lakers even when they had better talent. even in 2000 the Lakers won that le one year early ... 2000 Lakers should of been like 2008 team a taleneted squad that needed deep finals experience. Blazers were the more talented squad. In Bulls first le run ...Lakers had no business beating Portland either. They lost with HCA against a laker team running on fumes and Magic probably already had HIV by then but didnt know it ...
3. What makes the Blazers ownage worse we have a hard time winning IN Portland regular season...they puff they chest and make coments how we dont want to face the blazers, but either they fail to meet us or when they do they choke hard like in 2000 WCF Game 7.Come playoff time. Outside of the 77 Glory run, we OWN the Blazers.
My first NBA game was a Lakers ass whuppin of the Blazers in 1982 IIRC as a youngster ...
and this is no disrespect to Lil Penny or TlongII that is just the truth. But congrats so far you, the Hornets and OKC have been the most impressive teams in the West so far ...and that includes the Lakers.
BTW spurs closed out the forum and ended the 3peat just for those two wins alone you have to give them props. yes PJ owns Pop overall but those were two bitter losses for me, even worse than the Phoenix fiasco.
Disagree. when you get as much pussy as a celebrity does ... gets boring. that is why the hugh Grants, eddie murphy etc resort to the freaky side of life. that chick was not hot and we know she couldnt handle the black mamba (are we sure he is talking about his game and not his "junk") and his penchant for rough sex. him not climaxing is a non issue my guess Vanessa could have a cape with and "S" on it coming out of her sntch and Kobe would still cheat and probably doesnt nut everytime.
and i feel dirty for writing the above ...I shall now proceed to take a shower with 2 bars of soap ...
I think she thought he was gonna put it in the coochie, the old beav. She probably felt like she was being torn apart. Like the Spurs felt when the Suns tore up that blow hole.
LOL. You have changed bit to cully ...
Before te suns was the huge target ...the vitirol last year was high ...but now you seem to have the spurs in your sights...what gives?
just as we got on BR for going soft on the spurs ...you didnt really tear in to the suns ..and you predicted a suns victory ...
Again, WTF happened to this place? I hate the new trash and Im all for class but much like the NFL we are getting too soft in this new era. Maybe like Lebron i should embrace the "villain role" ...it's not my nature i try to be unbiased as possible but this place is a Mad Max/Book of eli wasteland nowadays ...
I'll use anybody to thwart an adversary, even the Suns. + they're not a threat this year so I relax the vitriol and enjoy the everyday of the NBA journey.
Lets go blazers lets go!
We don't get owned by the Lakers, we get owned by Stern and his puppets. '91 and '00 would have been Blazer Championship years if not for biased officiating. It's a shame we must play 5 on 8 when we face the Lakers, but it's a cross we must bear. Fortunately we're now good enough to win despite this disadvantage.
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