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  1. 05-25-2005 #26
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    Could they take her to a border crossing and use one of those truck x-ray machines?

    Doc: You're going to have to go to the zoo for the X-ray.

    Woman: How rude of you to suggest something.

    Doc: I'm sorry it's the only way.

    Woman: I'm not going that's insulting!

    Doc: It's the only way we can help you.

    Woman: Well ok, if it's the only way.

    Doc: Glad you changed your mind, now here is the flat bed truck to take you to the zoo.

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  2. 05-25-2005 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1369
    As I'm not of the female persuasion and have never needed one, with someone that large (too big to fit in a conventional MRI machine), I'd venture a guess that they need a mop instead of the normal swab to get the sample?
    That was just plain :vomit

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  3. 05-25-2005 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by sa_butta
    yeah how do you claim that with your insurance?
    or would you get a bill from the zoo.
    maybe she has elephantiasis...
    Swollen balls... the woman??
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  4. 05-25-2005 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by rl64tx
    No Joke there's some "big" peeps in those GTG pics!!! Should they really be going to pizza place??? Damn, kick in a workout or 2
    Didn't you know the camera adds about ten pounds?!
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  5. 05-25-2005 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1369
    As I'm not of the female persuasion and have never needed one, with someone that large (too big to fit in a conventional MRI machine), I'd venture a guess that they need a mop instead of the normal swab to get the sample?


    Oh, sweet Jesus.... :vomit
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  6. 05-25-2005 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1369
    As I'm not of the female persuasion and have never needed one, with someone that large (too big to fit in a conventional MRI machine), I'd venture a guess that they need a mop instead of the normal swab to get the sample?

    ooooooh!



    and ew!
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  7. 05-25-2005 #32
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    Well, I was going to say something about a spreader bar and a 200 ton crane in lieu of stirrups, but I thought that might be going too far...
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  8. 05-25-2005 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1369
    Well, I was going to say something about a spreader bar and a 200 ton crane in lieu of stirrups, but I thought that might be going too far...
    Just a skootch!
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  9. 05-25-2005 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ga a
    Just a skootch!



    Oh, man....I thought about that when I'd read his reply!
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  10. 05-25-2005 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpursWoman
    Oh, man....I thought about that when I'd read his reply!
    Great minds think alike.
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  11. 05-25-2005 #36
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    Sounds like a job for cavers.
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  12. 05-25-2005 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Useruser666
    Sounds like a job for cavers.

    spelunking?
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  13. 05-25-2005 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by foofida
    Guy #1: "You momma so fat, that when she needed an x-ray she had to wait in line between a rhino and an elephant at the zoo!"

    Guy #2: "Yeah.....so?"
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