Toothpaste

[Summers]

i still don't understand the reasoning for them being called toothpaste...

Perhaps it's code word, like "I need to run to 7-11 and get some toothpaste".

i knew a girl who wouldn't even shave or trim bc she said it is not good for it either...

That's because it itches like crazy when it grows back in.

Seriously, abstinence education does not work. If we don't teach kids about condoms, they *don't* learn common sense stuff like douching doesn't prevent pregnancy. I had the benefit of very graphic sex ed from my mom who was a nurse. I didn't have sex til I was 20 (and boy did I make up for lost time ) but when I did, I knew how to be smart and safe about it. Geez, kids these days...!

[2Blonde]

i would never disrespect eating a sundae with something as trivial as cunninglingus...

You must be single if you pick eating a sundae over cunnilingus.

[Gatita]

You must be single if you pick eating a sundae over cunnilingus.

Hey, that can be a hard choice for some. Depends on who they are performing cunninglingus on.

[bigzak25]

You must be single if you pick eating a sundae over cunnilingus.

well, if the movie footloose taught me anything, it's that there is a time for everything.


i time to laugh...a time to cry....a time to eat pussy, and yes, a time to eat ice cream....oh and dancing is in there somewhere too....


and i'm happily married, 2.5 years already.

[tlongII]

It is stories like these that reinforcement my opinion that abortions should be made more readily available.

[SpursWoman]

well, if the movie footloose taught me anything, it's that there is a time for everything.


i time to laugh...a time to cry....a time to eat pussy, and yes, a time to eat ice cream....oh and dancing is in there somewhere too....


and i'm happily married, 2.5 years already.

[Gatita]

It is stories like these that reinforcement my opinion that abortions should be made more readily available.

that ed up!

[Clandestino]

well, if the movie footloose taught me anything, it's that there is a time for everything.


i time to laugh...a time to cry....a time to eat pussy, and yes, a time to eat ice cream....oh and dancing is in there somewhere too....


and i'm happily married, 2.5 years already.

[2Blonde]

Reading your current comment....

and i'm happily married, 2.5 years already.

And thinking back to your previous comment...

i would never disrespect eating a sundae with something as trivial as cunninglingus...

I wonder if Mrs. Bigzak would agree with that "happily" part.

...2Blonde

[bigzak25]

sure she would. like i said, time for everything.

and if there's one thing i know how to do 2blonde, it's eat.

[2Blonde]

I'm sure you do. I was just teasing.

BTW I love the smilie.

...2Blonde

[Duff McCartney]

This is what happens when you get your sex ed. in AP biology.

Yeah I heard that in Bio this past semester. The professor said that the vagina is loaded with bacteria.

The good kind. Which is why woman using a isn't too good because it kills the bacteria.

P.S. Damn this post sounds weird.

[E20]

Well all students of my graduating class had to take a 3 -Special day of Sex Ed. last year and the people there said the Vagina was the cleanest part because it kept on cleaning it self with some stuff, I wasn't really paying attention because they had dildos,condoms, and boobs everywhere.

[ClintSquint]

Toothpaste? Is that where the saying, "You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across", comes from?

[Gatita]

Yeah I heard that in Bio this past semester. The professor said that the vagina is loaded with bacteria.

The good kind. Which is why woman using a isn't too good because it kills the bacteria.

P.S. Damn this post sounds weird.

Come on Duff, even E20 who is a 16 year old knows that.

[timvp]

Well all students of my graduating class had to take a 3 -Special day of Sex Ed. last year and the people there said the Vagina was the cleanest part because it kept on cleaning it self with some stuff, I wasn't really paying attention because they had dildos,condoms, and boobs everywhere.

That is why I call E20 "The Future".