What's your roadkill count?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Do bugs count? Otherwise, nothing. Thank goodness. I did once run over a lump of previously hit cat, and even that nearly broke my heart.

what a puss.

[KapitanTutan]

i hit my drunk neighbor one night

he didn't die tho

[Blake]

about a year ago, I nailed this dog that darted out from nowhere.

About a half mile down the road, this car zooms up behind me flashing it's lights and honking at me. I'm thinking I might have some car part hanging off, so I pull over.

This lady jumps out of the car screaming "I saw what you did back there! You ran over that dog, left it to die and I'm calling the cops on you!"

If it had been a messageboard I would have told her to off.

Real life, so I told her "hey it's not my fault that dog's owner didn't obey the leash law"

she replied, "really? what if it had been a kid that had run out?"

I just shook my head, needed to get going, and didn't feel like pointing out the failure in her statements. I just said, "do what you want, but you should be giving that dog owner a hard time......not me."

"Oh, you can bet I'm calling the cops and giving them your license plate and I took pictures as evidence."



Stupid people are stupid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd have posed for the picture.