Trees at Toomer's Corner Poisoned by a Deranged Bammer Fan

[TampaDude]

Sad. Guess I should go visit while the trees are still there.

[symple19]

a fascinating article from ESPN about Up , the re that poisoned the trees.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?id=6575499

[Kyle Orton]

lol Southern inbreds

[CubanMustGo]

He convinced his first wife to let him name their first child Bear Bryant Up . When it was a girl, they named her Crimson Tyde. Their next child was a boy and, sure enough, his name was Bear. Al's two dogs are named Bama and Nicky. He has 46 Alabama hats. Last year, he found Alabama national championship T-shirts on sale for $3.41. He bought all 18 in stock. When he was 19, he ran onto the field at the Bluebonnet Bowl, carrying a roll of toilet paper and a box of Tide. More recently, he tried to convince his current wife to name a daughter Ally Bama. He begged. Her response was "Are you crazy?" She also refused to promise that she'd honor his request to bury him in crimson. Even before the Toomer's allegations, she thought he took this Alabama thing too far. She told him he better get a tattoo if he wanted to be buried with anything related to a football team.

A charter member of the "you need to get a life" society.

[symple19]

lol Southern inbreds

pretty much

[symple19]

it's obvious this guy has mental issues, and that's what I found fascinating about the article. How he would go back and forth between personalities. I'm sure the way it was written had something to do with that, but this writer isn't the only one to portray him in this manner