I need to surprise my woman

[MavFan6488]

Show up dressed like this:

lmao kobe..

[Venti Quattro]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps?

But that would require much more money

[clambake]

drive down to san diego and stay at paradise point.

book the governors suite.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps?

But that would require much more money

You could check prices on the Hawaiian islands. If you let me know in advance, I might be able to book you a room at the Hale Koa hotel, which is relatively cheap and located in a nice area downtown. (Only military/vets can book rooms there.)

[Venti Quattro]

Are you (or an immediate affinity) part of the Armed Forces? Cos usually that's how things roll in there

[LnGrrrR]

Are you (or an immediate affinity) part of the Armed Forces? Cos usually that's how things roll in there

Active duty Air Force. That's why I'm in here in Honolulu in the first place.

[clambake]

if you only have a grand.......thats why i suggested paradise point.

the governors suite.

you should at least check it out.

[Venti Quattro]

google-ing

[lefty]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps?

[Giuseppe]

google-ing 18 inchers

Sure.

[Mike D]

[easy7]

You know there are gifts that you can give her that don't cost anything and that she will appreciate more than a 1k gift. Hope everythign turns out good for you and your woman.

[Indazone]

Put on some sexy music and then in your best bedroom eyes and voice, drop your pants to show her your new sex change and then tell her you've always admired Rupaul.

[hater]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps?

But that would require much more money

just buy her a new microwave and rip out the door. That's Japan right there.

[The Gemini Method]

or do this:

[Indazone]

Go to Japan, break up with her and say, it's ok there's a new one floating by everyday.

[The Gemini Method]

Go to Japan, break up with her and say, it's ok there's a new one floating by everyday.

ouch...

[Indazone]

ouch...

lol courtesy of Gil Gottfried. One of the tweets that got him fired from his 10 yr gig with Aflac.

Horribly timed. In three weeks the jokes will be flying.

[The Gemini Method]

lol courtesy of Gil Gottfried. One of the tweets that got him fired from his 10 yr gig with Aflac.

Horribly timed. In three weeks the jokes will be flying.

Gilbert and Alexandra Wallace leading the way with rhetoric about Asians lol.

[rayjayjohnson]

you could go for the kobe surprise.

just make sure you've got a good lawyer, or that she won't press charges.