How do you deal with wannabe Alpha Females?

[Ginobilly]

This reminds me....

There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.

you must of showed her your and your wallet. "Is this tall enough for you, ?" I can't believe, that in this day and age, there are still chicks who act like that; even when you try to be a gentlemen and be nice to them. I blame the media (MTV) and society for this type of behavior.

[Sportcamper]

I have a friend who is about 5’ 5” tall & sort of looks like Eddie Munster…The guy cant get a date…He is a great guy & worth $$$...He tries internet dating services & keeps his financial information to himself…Drives an older Camero…He has been told a bunch of times, you are too short for me…But then again this is LA…If any of those gals knew how rich he was they would change their tune in a heartbeat…

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hump them until they recognize you as the pack leader?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hump them until they recognize you as the pack leader?

[Sportcamper]

spurs_fan_in_exile always has some great zingers…

[Leetonidas]

Hump them until they recognize you as the pack leader?

This. I have seen Cesar Milan execute this technique to perfection.

[mrsmaalox]

Not sure what you mean by "wannabe". And I'm assuming you are specifically referring to the most negative traits that can be associated with an alpha personality (male or female) ie loud, conceited, condescending, sarcastic, demanding, to name a few.

I deal with them the same way I deal with es of either sex, alpha or not; I smile, nodding my head in agreement and walk away as fast as possible, leaving them to find someone else to inflict themselves on. I won't expend any of my precious time/energy engaging them on any level.

[Sense]

Hump them until they recognize you as the pack leader?

xellos88330 hijacked this thread

[xellos88330]

this post is awesome you unintentionally destroyed yourself in so many ways. Absolutely wonderful!

How do you figure? Because I got shot down because I am short? Doesn't bother me at all. I am half asian so I have half an excuse anyways . Short guys have to deal with it. That is when I figured that taller women are shorter than me when they are on their knees.

[John Basedow]

omg xellos just made my day...

[Oh, Gee!!]

This reminds me....

There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.

you forgot the "Dear Penthouse" at the beginning of your little story

[Fpoonsie]

Wow.

[Greg Oden]

"she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area."


holy god, you are a flaming got.

[Sisk]

It's weird. I tend to be more attracted to the raging s

[ChumpDumper]

I tend to be tall around such women.

[z0sa]

You stop being a pussy.

[jag]

This reminds me....

There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.

wow

I don't even want to know what you were thinking as you typed that out.

[Oh, Gee!!]

wow

I don't even want to know what you were thinking as you typed that out.

it reads like a bad 80's movie about spring break or saving the local ski resort from a corporate takeover.

[xellos88330]

"she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area."


holy god, you are a flaming got.

Nice sig.

[xellos88330]

"she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area."


holy god, you are a flaming got.

Nice sig.

[Greg Oden]

she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing".

[John Basedow]

xellos just immortalized himself on ST, imo

[ploto]

It depends who this person is-- is she your boss, your co-worker, or your girl friend?

[TE]

This reminds me....

There was this one alpha female that lived in the dorm across from me that I had my eye on. She was rather new, so she didn't quite know my reputation and "social standing" among the enlisted around the dormitory/barracks area. Usually on memorial day weekend I would host a rather large party by a lake a couple hours from the base. This chick shows up looking for the people that invited her and of course it being my party, I greet her. She pretty much ignores me, and is looking at the guys. Then I ask her if she wanted a beer. She replies "I only drink with men taller than me." My buddies heard what she said and quickly got around the party. Everyone pretty much ignored her the whole time. She started walking back to her car, pretty upset apparently, and I yelled out "Hey !!! Want a beer now???" The whole party started laughing at her and she drove off.

After Memorial Day weekend was over everyone gets back to the dorms and my better friends hang out at my room to drink some more. After they left, I decided to go the the Shopette and see her sitting outside alone. She looks at me and instead of rolling her eyes, like she normally does, she smiles instead. So I roll my eyes at her. After a week of this or so, she shows up at my room and apologizes. She then says that she didn't understand how a little guy like me had that kind of influence. Then I tell her to stick around and she would find out for herself. After that, it was game over. She was ripe for the picking.

Oh .

[4>0rings]

"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."