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  1. #26
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    But you better believe I'm going to be getting my dimes. All 2000 of 'em.
    Not if I can help it.

  2. #27
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I love Kool.

    I know everybody is about sick of this story, but, it bears repeating in light of Kool's departure:::Last June 17th, after we dispatched the Boston Celtics for our 3rd Back-to-Back NBA Championship of the new century my fellow Lakers Bros. & I came onto this NBA Forum with our tails tucked, slippin'/slidin', hemmin'/hawin' like a bunch a half a gots. All except one Lakers Brother. Yes, Kool Aid Man. He found us huddled in the corner, frightened beyond recognition, took us collectively by the nap of the neck and shook us violently. He made us act like somebody. We've never looked back since his act of true selfless brotherhood on that Thursday nite almost a year ago.

    You Kool. You.

    I'll take that moment to the grave.

    Kool Aid Man

    ok I closed the curtain but you screamed for an Encore...well Cull here you go:




  3. #28
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    come back improved by paying your debts kool,cmon your making us look bad

    It's gonna take more than a big butt and a smile SourCandy...I need to see some T-n-A...PM me if you down...

  4. #29
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Thanking timvp for trying to cuckold him and lying about having a relationship with his wife.

  5. #30
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    ok I closed the curtain but you screamed for an Encore...well Cull here you go:



    - "I'm still 6'10", 240."

    - Mitch Kupchak - knee shackled - in tears - Boston, MA. - June.9.1985

  6. #31
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Thanking timvp for trying to cuckold him and lying about having a relationship with his wife.

    Listen Kori helps me out with my love life...she talks and I listen she gives me tips and pointers on very personal things and I love her for that...remember you always learn from a woman on how to make it wetter...

    Think about that for a minute...

  7. #32
    Zip it up and Zip it out. WeNeedLength's Avatar
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    This er ain't leaving.

  8. #33
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    You're welcome?

  9. #34
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Thanking timvp for trying to cuckold him and lying about having a relationship with his wife.
    Kori is a sage. She's lives the credo:::the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the one.

    The Ellis girl.

  10. #35
    One of the most best jag's Avatar
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    And I respectfully acknowledged & accepted her admonition.

    It was very gracious of Kori to grant me a warning. Under the cir stances she didn't have to do that.

    Oh, how soon we forget.

  11. #36
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    no no...you owe me more than that...How about:

    You are welcome !

  12. #37
    Dropping fuckin' loads! Nick Manning's Avatar
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    the ghost with another final thread

  13. #38
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Oh, how soon we forget.
    Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!!

  14. #39
    Zip it up and Zip it out. WeNeedLength's Avatar
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    the ghost with another final thread

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    One of the most best jag's Avatar
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    Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!!
    Giuseppe - Simmer down with the repe ive crap. Quit Hatin' was banned tonight. I'm sure you don't want to join him, right?

    Right.

    Understood.

    Good night.
    Your blatant disrespect for someone who has shown you nothing but love, is quite disturbing.

  17. #42
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Your blatant disrespect for someone who has shown you nothing but love is quite disturbing.
    Look at ya, reduced to being my fartcatcher.

    lmvictoriousao!

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    One of the most best jag's Avatar
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    Again, like a slap in the face. Kori deserves better.

  19. #44
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Again, like a slap in the face. Kori deserves better.

  20. #45
    $200 cash 4>0rings's Avatar
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    Who is the OP?

  21. #46
    NT? more like SO i said
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    First off thanks to Kori and LJ for hosting me. We've had our UPS and Downs but overall its been really fun. You are good people. My 500 days of summer will be absolutely fantastic and I hope yours is as well. I have a ton of family to visit and of course wicked things to get into. I want to say emphatically that I hate no one here, in fact, you guys made my time here much more enjoyable and if Kori will have me back next year I'd be more than happy to return.

    To my Laker brothers keep regulating and remember we are the most glorious and storied franchise in NBA history. We've been winning from the very beginning, unlike Boston who won and then became irrelevant for dam near 25 yrs. Literally we can name a superstar from every decade till now that's how badass we really are.

    To my special brothers Luva, Cully, 21, and Cobbs have a great summer and I hope to join you again soon as we chase down #6. Cully keep Kate girl smiling, and Luva enjoy Africa and MT. Kilimanjaro see you next year boss player.

    Mav fan you deserve to be champs since you beat the champs, don't up this one it will be your last opportunity. Congrats again. 41 and Tyson stay on the job my nigggas..

    Spur fan the difference between the Spurs loss and the Laker loss is simple. You guys loss while playing up to your full potential, we loss because we were satisfied with back 2 back and therein lies the difference. If you don't accept that fact then accept this hard and cold Koolaid :

    Kobe 5 and Duncan 4.

    Of course I'd be remiss if I didn't mention DPG and Midget. I know you guys are salty but remember fellas what don't kill ya only makes you taller, hang in there fellas, learn from the experience, grow from it. (Wink Wink) While DPG is owning me I will be owning the Pacfic ocean and Whitewater shallows.

    If I didn't mention you by name don't get bent I see you and its possible I may make a cameo or two who knows.

    Lastly, Sourcandy I will try to comeback new and improved for you so as long as you are what your avatar suggests.

    Thanks Phil for the 5 rings. Sorry Kobe couldn't get that 12th one for you but baby sitting grown men year after year finally took its toll on him. He just got tired of doing it. Perhaps the lockout will give him the needed rest to go ahead and get his final 2 rings, afterall MICHAEL did retire twice so he got plenty of rest enroute to his 6th. The Lakeshow will be back.

    That's it. I hope everyone has a blessed summer.

    Signed:

    Justin. Lol.
    Brian was busy getting ready for a night at the club. Music playing in the background, he quickly dressed his slender frame, shaved, brushed his teeth and threw a little gel in his hair. It was already past 9:30 and he had to meet his friends around 10. “I’ve got to go — like now,” he told himself.

    He finished his evening routine and picked up his wallet, checking for cash, his debit card and I.D. He ran back to the bathroom, checked himself in the mirror one last time then bolted out the door.

    Like countless times before, he made his way to his favorite club in Hickory. Once there, he found his friends and bought a drink. “It’s going to be a good night,” he thought.

    Later in the evening, he ran into Wayne [not his real name]. The large, middle-aged man looked different tonight — he wasn’t in drag. Brian was surprised by his clean-cut appearance and glasses.
    “Thanks for last night,” Wayne said.

    The previous night, Wayne approached Brian at the club and introduced himself. “You have one of the most attractive faces I have ever seen,” Wayne said. “Can I take your picture?” Brian was flattered and posed for a few snaps. “Will you be back tomorrow?” Wayne asked hopefully.

    Tonight, Wayne was being equally friendly, buying Brian drinks. After downing a couple, Brian felt strangely dizzy. As his vision and thinking became increasingly hazy, Wayne led him out of the club. Brian was so unsteady he had to be carried the last part of the way to Wayne’s car, where he was laid in the backseat. It was around midnight.

    Wayne drove to a local motel and rented a room. After parking the car, he carried Brian inside and pushed him down onto the bed. He removed Brian’s pants and began to perform oral sex on him. “You’re pre- ming. I like that,” Wayne said.

    The words pulled Brian’s mind into focus. He pushed Wayne off and stumbled into the bathroom. He forced his fingers down his throat and made himself throw up, rationalizing that the physical evidence would prove he had been in the motel. He also removed one contact and left it for further proof.

    While he was bent over the sink, Wayne came in and attempted to sodomize him. Brian was able to struggle enough to prevent Wayne from penetrating him and both men ended up on the floor. Wayne forced his penis into Brian’s mouth.

    “I’m going to get sick again,” Brian spluttered, leading Wayne to get up and walk out. Brian braced his foot against the door to keep it closed. He gagged himself and threw up again. It was the only thing he could think to do to keep Wayne off of him.

    A couple minutes passed while Brian pulled himself together. After building up his courage, he cracked the door and said, “You have to take me back.” Wayne nonchalantly assented. “Okay.”

    No words were spoken between them in the car. Wayne stared intently at the road, while teary-eyed Brian sat motionless in the passenger’s seat. Back at the club, Wayne pulled over in front of a man standing on the sidewalk. “Where have you been?” the man asked. “We ed,” Wayne told him.

    “Here,” Wayne said, as he scribbled his name and phone number on a scrap of paper. “Let’s do it again sometime.” Brian’s shaking hand took the slip of paper as he exited the vehicle.

    He walked slowly to his car, got in and headed for home. He arrived there around 3 a.m. and went straight to his bedroom. He fell onto the bed and was overcome by feelings of anger, fear and grief. “At least I’m home,” he thought, as he cried himself to sleep.

  22. #47
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Thanking timvp for trying to cuckold him and lying about having a relationship with his wife.
    Listen Kori helps me out with my love life...she talks and I listen she gives me tips and pointers on very personal things and I love her for that...remember you always learn from a woman on how to make it wetter...

    Think about that for a minute...
    Except she doesn't talk to you or help you out and you most certainly don't have any kind of sexual relationship with her like you allude to constantly.

  23. #48
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Except she doesn't talk to you or help you out and you most certainly don't have any kind of sexual relationship with her like you allude to constantly.
    tee, hee.

  24. #49
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Except she doesn't talk to you or help you out and you most certainly don't have any kind of sexual relationship with her like you allude to constantly.

    The sexual things that she shares would blow your mind...tbh

    You're not ready for it Deep...she comes with the goods and I soak it all up...real talk

  25. #50
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    I'll bet you another $500 that isn't true

    Kool=LL=Timvp

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