3 Questions You Would Ask God

[Prime1]

1. Isn't it ironic?
2. Don't you think?
3. A little, too ironic?

[Engineering Major]

1. Why do my kids hate me?
2. How much is airfare to Phoenix?
3. Why don't people think I'm funny?

[symple19]

off, peasant.

Excellent thread OP.

1. Why do my kids hate me?
2. How much is airfare to Phoenix?
3. Why don't people think I'm funny?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

1. What lessons did you take from your brief time in the NBA with the Bullets?
2. Do you think you could have lasted longer in the league with a different team?
3. What is the biggest adjustment you had to make while playing in China?

[Tinystarz]

1.why did you make animals we can't eat?
2.are we your little project?
3. what do you do when your bored?

[Sisk]

1) why do I need toe nails

2) why do girls carry such dirty diseases in their s

3) why was I born a male

[Wild Cobra]

Are you Sheppard or McKay?

The Atlantis team finds a program in the Atlantis database which throws Mckay and Sheppard into a Simsesque game that could destroy two civilizations in the Pegasus Galaxy.

[The Gemini Method]

1) What happens to the other sock in a pair of socks?
2) Why the is there always less buns than hotdogs?
3) How come you let the opposite have this complex where it is okay for them to think they're always right? Didn't you make women out of our ribs? Huh?

[silverblk mystix]

I don't think god finds religion funny.

I'm asking you why you think he does.

1) I'm not playing your game.

2) You are beginning to sound like Chumpdumper...demanding answers...

3) Figure it out yourself.

[Blake]

1) I'm not playing your game.

2) You are beginning to sound like Chumpdumper...demanding answers...

3) Figure it out yourself.

This response is much funnier than your first one

[silverblk mystix]

This response is much funnier than your first one

Remember...the OP just wants questions to ask god....IF there is a god...

just playing along...don't get your panties in a twist...


...and don't really care about your issues...

[Blake]

just playing along...don't get your panties in a twist...

you need to pull up your skirt and check your own chones.....theyre probably the source of your butthurt

1) I'm not playing your game.

...and don't really care about your issues...

lol

[phyzik]

1) Answer George Carlin's doubts...