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  1. #26
    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    You know everything goes in the same fryer, right?
    You know roaches aren't on the menu, right?

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    I think Dumper was implying that if you don't want roach in your food, going to the same place and ordering fries instead of onion rings is probably not the best solution tbh.

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    btw, I got stuck in the drive through line by a felony traffic stop and couldn't move either way or even get out of my car............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................TWICE
    I never go through drive-through lines with high curbs. I also never stop at tolls if I can help it (Sun-Pass that ). That scene from the Godfather where Sonny gets whacked on the causeway had a lasting effect on me.

    Egress is more important than the menu at a FF joint, imho

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    I think Dumper was implying that if you don't want roach in your food, going to the same place and ordering fries instead of onion rings is probably not the best solution tbh.
    Never went back to that BK again.

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    Egress is more important than the menu at a FF joint, imho

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    I asked for super sized fries and got home and had the small fries. I was pissed.

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    Never went back to that BK again.

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    Had a friend who got a taco at Alamo Cafe a few years back and there were 2 blue marbles in the taco. They replaced the food and that was that. Can't think of any incidents involving dead mice or roaches. There was also the time I was eating lays potato chips like 8 years ago and there was ing sand in the bag. Literally, sand. No idea how that happened.

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    Try again, mouse. It wasn't funny.

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    You know roaches aren't on the menu, right?
    Did you hear a whooshing sound when you read my post?

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    Let's hear 'em.

    There was a fried roach in my onion rings from Burger King (c. 2001). Didn't eat it, but suffice to say I've only been to BK a handful of times since then, and I've ordered fries every time. Coincidentally, in that same order I also had a coke where the top cover was almost covered in eyelashes.
    That brought a tear.. lol

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    There was the time I went to McDonald's and ordered a 1/4 pounder.

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    "we no got shakes, we clean ma CH ine"

    "why would you clean your shake machine a lunch?"

    "Dat's when my CHift starts"

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    Did you hear a whooshing sound when you read my post?
    Never went back to that BK again.

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    no, i'd respect peoples right to eat less foods

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    no, i'd respect peoples right to eat less foods
    I wish Checkers shared your philosophy

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    Well I don't know if this is a horror story but it took place at a restaurant, so...
    And, suckingly, I wasn't there to witness this greatness.

    A drummer buddy of mine was eating at a pizza place in Temple with his brother and friends. They were having the pizza and salad deal. They were telling some funny story and my buddy's brother laughed so hard that a piece of lettuce flew out of his nose right on the table--and apparently it looked like a whole leaf of lettuce. It slaps on the table. Everyone looks at it and one of their friend's has a weak stomach and just hurls projectile vomit right on the table. Thing is, you know how when you spill some liquid on a table that it just doesn't fall off the table? I'm sure one of the geniuses here can label it. It kinda just hangs there. Well, his puke wasn't falling off the table and was about an inch high on the table which grossed out the whole place

    They skipped dessert

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    [still not quite getting it]
    Let's hear 'em.

    There was a fried roach in my onion rings from Burger King (c. 2001). Didn't eat it, but suffice to say I've only been to BK a handful of times since then, and I've ordered fries every time. Coincidentally, in that same order I also had a coke where the top cover was almost covered in eyelashes.

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    Well I don't know if this is a horror story but it took place at a restaurant, so...
    And, suckingly, I wasn't there to witness this greatness.

    A drummer buddy of mine was eating at a pizza place in Temple with his brother and friends. They were having the pizza and salad deal. They were telling some funny story and my buddy's brother laughed so hard that a piece of lettuce flew out of his nose right on the table--and apparently it looked like a whole leaf of lettuce. It slaps on the table. Everyone looks at it and one of their friend's has a weak stomach and just hurls projectile vomit right on the table. Thing is, you know how when you spill some liquid on a table that it just doesn't fall off the table? I'm sure one of the geniuses here can label it. It kinda just hangs there. Well, his puke wasn't falling off the table and was about an inch high on the table which grossed out the whole place

    They skipped dessert

    I was really hoping/thinking this was going to end with a fight story. That's a disgusting visual.

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    About thirty years ago, my daughter (four years old at the time) climbed up on the bathroom sink, got into the medicine chest, and ate half a box of chocolate ex-lax.
    We rushed her to the BAMC emergency room, and they gave her charcoal and ipecac.
    She immediately emptied her stomach contents and we left about an hour later.
    That afternoon, we went to the Pizza Hut on Austin Highway to eat. My daughter was really hungry (of course, she didn't have anything on her stomach) andate with gusto.
    Unfortunately, ipecac apparently lingers in the system for quite a while. She was chattering away, and without pausing launched her lunch all over her Mom and the table, all without warning. Embarassed, we helped clean up, paid our bill, and were leaving when the waitress approached us and asked our daughter if she was feeling better. Bad idea; she smiled, opened her mouth to speak, and honked all down the front of the waitress' uniform. We never went back to that place again. (too embarassed)

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    Chump, if he went back to the same exact BK that served him the roachrings and ordered fries instead, I could see your point. However, I just assumed (correctly apparently) that nobody in their right mind would do something like that.
    Also, anyone with half a brain and/or tastebuds already knows that they use the same oil to fry everything. They are also required to change the oil from time to time . . . unless you are suggesting that all BK fryers are connected to an elaborate underground network of roach infested cooking oil tubes, then you probably shouldn't try so hard to put across a whatever really insignificant point you are trying to make.

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    Yeahhhh so I won't be eating lunch today.

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    Worst story I have was from Old San Francisco Steakhouse, where I got some large unidentifiable chunk of something in my salad. It looked like a piece of melon or maybe raw pork; it was like a solid cube but all pink and spongy. The restaurant took the salad back and claimed it was a piece of the cheese rind that had fallen in, but I'm not sure I believed that. Either way, they comped my swordfish dinner that night.

    Other than that, one time at the KFC on Thousand Oaks, I ordered a chicken sandwich and they forgot the chicken. Just bun, lettuce, sauce, bun.

    I'm not sure where the you people are eating, but I'm suddenly glad I've stopped ordering out so damn much.

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    Someone spunked in the gravy atthe Tejas grill in Victoria
    I remember hearing that junior or senior year in HS, hahaha.

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