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ha ha ha...so you have no knees....how do you go from Kobe to Ray Allen...
you an outta shape son of a is what you are....go to the Y... I hear they have adult hand job leagues to help you improve your technique.
did that dream shake have Mexican corn in it....
so you water and towel boy....it fits you well...taco eating mutha er...
you the kinda scrub whose teeth I'd knock out for fouling me to hard...
dam I did some good work here...and all over you boys....
Tbh I suck at basketball but I can get to the hoop basically everytime because I am really agile and explosive, i just am really inconsistent with finishing.
My mid range is pretty solid I can pull up fast off dribble and elevate and I can't shoot 3s for ing . I can't even remember the last time I took one.
So basically i play like a extremely ty version of rip Hamilton and whatever hood ###### that get to the rack at will and not finish consistently.
I wouldn't know, seeing I'm not Mexicandid that dream shake have Mexican corn in it....
lol anime fan
I'm 6 feet 4.5 inch circa 200lb shooting guard. Was playing for 2 of the best clubs in my country from when I was 8 to 16 years old. Then I had my first meniscus surgery which the doctors had to cut out completely and basically told me that my knees (ligaments) are not made for profesionally playing basketball...which was eventually confirmed (had several surgeries).I then quit playing for a club and played in the minor leagues for some years,schooling those wannabes. Anyway until that first surgery I was a go-to guy on my team, being primary ball handler, cutting, shooting, creating for others you name it...was also the best defender on any team/national selection I've been on and always guarded oponent's best guards/small forwards. My jumper is even now probably better than 30% of nba players...jason kidd or dwayne wade would've beet GOAT with my jumper tbh. I have a record of 112 made free throws in a row and 68 college threes (when I was 15,16)...I could dunk easily with 1 hand, 2 hands, front, reverse, 360 and dunked easily from 3 feet in front of the free throw line (my long jump record is cca 23 feet)...went to&won some dunking compe ions in high school too. I've played against and with&outscored players that are now multiple euroleague champions, some of them went to nba, I straight up punked a player that was a member of 1st team of eurochampionships a few years ago etc. I would say my only weakness was ball handling...not half court ball handling but PG ball handling-had to play a PG in some games due to injuries/foul trouble of my PGs and didn't do particulary well. This had probably something to do with my relatively small hands-I couldn't hold a basketball with one hand...I would say my ceiling (if healthy for entire career) was Rudy Fernandez EASILY...if everything fell into place I could end up being a Ginobilli quality tbh.
I just loved to play against wannabes, scrubs that were convinced they know how to play basketball and humiliate the out of them, lock them down (even with some dirty tricks) so they couldn't even get a proper shot off..For example I would crave for playing against someone like Koolaid_Man...Wigga I would punk your wannabe black ass so hard You would cry all the way back to your white mommy and think very hard of ever picking up a basketball again... I would play 1on1 first to 21 with u for anything you want/have. Including livetime slavery. I was playing games for money against scrubs like u and gave them 18-0 lead and the ball to start with...
Last edited by Scrub; 07-03-2011 at 12:18 PM.
First to 32 (2 and 3 pointers) win by 3, winners out.
My personal arsenal consits of bank-shots, running floaters, scoop, no 3s (don't have any arm strength nor am I able to jump).
Thanks. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Bwhahahaha!did that dream shake have Mexican corn in it....
Interesting posts thus far.
My game consists of alot of hustle. I prefer to play SG because I'm only 5'10" and I can't dribble the ball well unless I'm in a position to attack (3 point stance) or have a screen for separation. I have a great array of pump fakes, pivots, jab steps to compensate for my lack of height and finishing in the lane which I use to great results. I rely alot on fundamentals, especially against taller, stronger players who wan't to block your shot and or can jump out of the building.
Defensively, I'm a beast on the perimeter. I have good foot speed and agility. I'm great at defending players who run around screens (ray allen). Against bigger players I try to beat them for position in the post. My motor never stops on that end of the floor. Since I've been playing over 10 years my anticipation skills are pretty good so I try to cheat against weaker opposition by playing the passing lanes.
All in all, I'm prone to chucking some shots if I'm busting ass on defense and at the other end I'm not getting the rock or if my teammates are taking bull shots and trying to be globetrotters. I'll even cherry pick to pad my stats!
Overall I'm very unselfish, to a fault sometimes. Looking to make the right play and find the open man even if they suck to keep them involved because I know that feeling. I don't talk much so I don't demand the ball. I prefer to let my effort do the talking.
Biggest weakness is probably my ball handling, and that I'll stop shooting for awhile if I start off 0-3 or 0-4.
tbh we should get a pick up game going, and leave out scrubs who would otherwise debilitate our compe ion (i.e., Kool).
Rendezvous should be somewhere in Texas for obvious reasons.
Like a younger Manu... unorthodox eurosteps and finishes. i can make efficient dishes off the drive. I don't shoot much though. I love shutting down perimeter players... more like Bruce on defense tbh.
I'm pretty sure you mean triple threat, unless lining up like a left guard with your hand on the ground is normal for you on a basketball court.
dallas metroplex
we can get DAT bump who be dunkin all over u white boyz
DAT stretch n mono be lite out from da 3 pt line. tc is aight too but he be better in his older days imho
i got da skills but i need to do dem warmups to get my heart goin n the blood flowin.!!
I love the "I don't rely on athleticism!" posts implying that you can rely on athleticism but chose not to.
^ yo DoK yu no whats up! htese white boys from rich suburb places dont know how to ball haha cant juimp! basket ball is black ppl sport and dats why all the white ppl fail in da nba unless they got ss urroundin them like jet and dsteve for example~!
I also love how everybody in this thread has Manu's offense with Bowen's defense. God forbid you compare yourself to a non-Spur player.
tbh I have Dirk's shooting, Tyson Chandler's post defense, and Jason Kidd's BBIQ.
I was just about to post that
"I'm not saying that I can't dribble a basketball, but I'd rather Eurostep like Manu!"
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