Most Quoteable Movies

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Terminator - "I'll be back", "Hasta la vista, baby"
Raging Bull - "You punch like you take it up the ass", "Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a ", "You didn't get me down, Ray"
Casa Blanca - "Here's looking at you, kid", "Of all the joints, in all the towns, in all of the world, he has to walk into mine"
Forest Gump - "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."
Taxi Driver - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the do you think you're talkin' to?"

[blaze89]

Bubba Ho Tep: "I'LL LUBE MY OWN CRANKSHAFT!"

"Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby!"

Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!

Plan 9 From Outer Space: "Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely I reach over and touch it, then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."

"For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died."

Heat: I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bull house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my ing television set!

Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that ?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Also how about these?

E.T - "ET phone home"
Sudden Impact - "Go ahead, make my day"
On the waterfront - ""You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender..."
Star Wars Trilogy - "May the force be with you". "Luke, I am your father"
The Shining - "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnnie!"
Few Good Men - "You want answers?" - "I want the truth!" - "You can't handle the truth!"
Die Hard - "Yippie kay yay, mother er!"
Apollo 13 - "Houston, we have a problem."
Scarface - "Say o to my little friend!"
The Sixth Sense - "I see dead people!"
The Usual Suspects - "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[blaze89]

For all you Pulp Fiction fans. Here's a censored version of your favorite quotes:

http://pulpfictionedited.ytmnd.com/

"Did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead African-American storage'? You know why you didn't see a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead African-American storage'? Cuz storing dead African-Americans ain't my roty-toot-tootin' business!"

[bigzak25]

bull billy, you ain't afraid of no man...

there's something out there....and it ain't no man...

we're all gonna die.

"pushing too many pencils dillon?"
"gonna have me sum fun, gonna have me sum fun"
"get to the choppa!"
"buncha slack jawed gots in here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannasauraus."
"kill me i'm here!!! do it!!! do it NOWWWW!!!"
"this thing is hunting us...all of us...U NO DAT"
"stick around"

[ALVAREZ6]

You wan play rough.
Say herro to my ril fwend.

You want some Scarface quotes?

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get ed."

" Gaspar Gomez, and the in' Diaz brothers! 'em all! I bury those -a-roaches!"

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

"Well you stupid , look at you now!"

"I'm Tony Montana! You wit me, you in' wit da best!"

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

[desflood]

bull billy, you ain't afraid of no man...

there's something out there....and it ain't no man...

we're all gonna die.

"pushing too many pencils dillon?"
"gonna have me sum fun, gonna have me sum fun"
"get to the choppa!"
"buncha slack jawed gots in here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannasauraus.""kill me i'm here!!! do it!!! do it NOWWWW!!!"
"this thing is hunting us...all of us...U NO DAT"
"stick around"

"Strap this on your sore-ass, Blaine."

[IX_Equilibrium]

Office Space

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For baseball fans... Major League.

[Sportcamper]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.....

[Summers]

Casa Blanca - "Here's looking at you, kid", "Of all the joints, in all the towns, in all of the world, he has to walk into mine"

And, of course, "Round up the usual suspects".

Army of Darkness

"Who wants some? Huh? You...! You look like you want some!"

"First you wanna kill me; now you wanna kiss me. Blow!"

"This is what I call my BOOM STICK!"

[Sportcamper]

YOU KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE DON’T YOU?
YOU JUST PUT YOUR LIPS TOGETHER AND BLOW...

[N.Y. Johnny]

Leave The Gun...Take The Canolis.....

[Sportcamper]

Classic...I found it...
Leave the gun... Take the cannolis...
More Clemenza

[Duff McCartney]

Fight Club
Star Wars


Coming To America...now THAT is a quotable movie.

"The royal penis is clean your highness."

"YOU MUST BE OUTTA YO GOD DAMN MIND!! JOE LEWIS THE GREATEST BOXER THAT EVER LIVE!"

[Summers]

Oh, crap, how could I forget... um, well, I can't remember the name, but one of those Army movies with the real gunnery sergeant in it who screams the entire first 3/4 of the movie. I swear I think my husband can quote the entire movie from memory. I wish I could think of a quote... something about "the most unorganized, grab-asstic" something-or-other. That's got some great quotes in it.

[Summers]

Yes! Full Metal Jacket!!


Sgt. Hartman:
[I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
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Sgt. Hartman:
You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.

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Sgt. Hartman:
How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy":
Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.
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Sgt. Hartman:
Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
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Sgt. Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle":
Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
I'll bet they regret that.
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Sgt. Hartman:
You will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
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Sgt. Hartman:
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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Sgt. Hartman:
I admire your honesty. , I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
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Sgt. Hartman:
Are you a Peter-puffer?
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Sgt. Hartman:
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
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"Cowboy":
Been gettin' any?
"Joker":
Only your sister.
"Cowboy":
Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.

[Mr Dio]

OK, although few will admit it "New Wave Hookers" is quoted quite often. I am referring to a couple of lines used by all of us behind closed doors.
Anyone remember the line(s),

"Take that !" & my personal favorite, "You like getting ed in the ass don't you you in' little ?"

[AlamoSpursFan]

For all you Pulp Fiction fans. Here's a censored version of your favorite quotes:

http://pulpfictionedited.ytmnd.com/

"Did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead African-American storage'? You know why you didn't see a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead African-American storage'? Cuz storing dead African-Americans ain't my roty-toot-tootin' business!"

Holy crap! Somebody made a web-site for a Dudley and Bob spoof commercial!



That's not even their best one.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

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First Jive Dude: man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

[nickbroken]

Lord of the rings trilogy I swear my friend and I quote Smeagol all the time."Tatters?What's tatters precious?"


Boogie Nights "I'm a great big star"

[B.AlMighty]

Ace Ventura.

[N.Y. Johnny]

bull billy, you ain't afraid of no man...

there's something out there....and it ain't no man...

we're all gonna die.

"pushing too many pencils dillon?"
"gonna have me sum fun, gonna have me sum fun"
"get to the choppa!"
"buncha slack jawed gots in here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannasauraus."
"kill me i'm here!!! do it!!! do it NOWWWW!!!"
"this thing is hunting us...all of us...U NO DAT"
"stick around"

in' PREDATOR kicked Ass!!!!!


"Mac! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!! ... when Arnold yells at him that somehow cracks me up

also from this movie
"you're one ugly muther er..."

[Marklar MM]

"F**k you. F**k you. F**k you. Your cool. And f**k you. Im out."

"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my tail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his !"

"You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy , man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO."

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Stripes
Monster Squad
Original Dawn of teh Dead
Bloodsport
Lost Boys
Half Baked
Scary Movie

Also, who ever said The Burbs.....great choice! That movie never gets old. Unless you watch it 5 times in a row. I appreciate it much more now.

LOL i thought i was the only kid in the world who saw and liked that movie


WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!