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  1. 08-10-2011 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    Kevin?
    Devin was the first. This one is Jacob.
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  2. 08-10-2011 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man
    I apologize Lng...I try to avoid that in most cases......take good care of the kid...I owe you one...
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  3. 08-10-2011 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by LnGrrrR
    Devin was the first. This one is Jacob.
    No, Kevin is the father of Jacob, right?
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  4. 08-10-2011 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    No, Kevin is the father of Jacob, right?
    It's been quite awhile since I read the Bible, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember a "Kevin".

    For what it's worth, I don't remember a "Kevin" in Lost either.
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  5. 08-10-2011 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    No, Kevin is the father of Jacob, right?
    Job is you heathen.
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  6. 08-10-2011 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by LnGrrrR
    It's been quite awhile since I read the Bible, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember a "Kevin".

    For what it's worth, I don't remember a "Kevin" in Lost either.
    Don't be purposely obtuse. Kevin is Kool Aid Man, and you'd better have a paternity test performed on your wife. Or, just wait until she pops and a 7lb hunk of black granite shows in the delivery room.
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  7. 08-10-2011 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    Don't be purposely obtuse. Kevin is Kool Aid Man, and you'd better have a paternity test performed on your wife. Or, just wait until she pops and a 7lb hunk of black granite shows in the delivery room.

    I'm black...but not dark skinned...although I wish I was darker... the African warrior type...

    Lngrrr is so naive...only he would view that as a compliment....but he's doing me a favor...


    BTW Lng...this is a compliment...Congrats on the new kid....
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  8. 08-10-2011 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man
    BTW Lng...this is a compliment...Congrats on the new kid....
    He couldn't a done without ya, Kevin.

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  9. 08-10-2011 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    He couldn't a done without ya, Kevin.


    I told him to give her my best....If he can...
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  10. 08-10-2011 #35
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    tbh if you cannot have a kid with your girl, you probably didn't have one with someone else's girl either.
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  11. 08-10-2011 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    He couldn't a done without ya, Kevin.

    How's the penis pump working for ya?

    Remember, it's:

    Culby 4"

    Kevin 5"
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  12. 08-10-2011 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    Don't be purposely obtuse. Kevin is Kool Aid Man, and you'd better have a paternity test performed on your wife. Or, just wait until she pops and a 7lb hunk of black granite shows in the delivery room.
    Hmm... you'd had better schticks. 3/10.
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  13. 08-10-2011 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by LnGrrrR
    Hmm... you'd had better schticks. 3/10.
    Word to the wise:::brush up on your childhood ebonics.
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  14. 08-10-2011 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    Word to the wise:::brush up on your childhood ebonics.
    Hm... maybe I was a bit harsh. 3.5/10
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  15. 08-10-2011 #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by LnGrrrR
    Hm... maybe I was a bit harsh. 3.5/10
    Don't try charmin' me, Ln. I ain't in a charmin' mood.
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  16. 08-10-2011 #41
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    2.0 at best he was trying to charm you
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  17. 08-10-2011 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    Don't try charmin' me, Ln. I ain't in a charmin' mood.
    Ah... penis pump is either broken or has a "spur" inside it. Hate it when that happens.
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  18. 08-10-2011 #43
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    I don't penis pump. I just get it within the confines of my fist, drench it in KY liquid and gel and try and finagle it. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it don't.
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  19. 08-10-2011 #44
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    Oh, irony.
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  20. 08-10-2011 #45
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    Try someone else's fist or , get you a watermelon, sit it in the sun for a few hours, cut a hole and go after it. Pretend it's Diana Turasi and BR is watching.
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  21. 08-10-2011 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMC
    Try someone else's fist or , get you a watermelon, sit it in the sun for a few hours, cut a hole and go after it. Pretend it's Diana Turasi and BR is watching.
    Dude, I have a ribbon of flesh to work with. I can write or read "pornography" for an hour and nothing changes except in my head. Aside from the fear that I will lose ability to ejaculate I have an deeper fear that I'll lose the last functioning sexual organ in my body. My brain. That it will wither and die as my penis has. If the would happen I don't know what I would do, to be perfectly honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrienne
    Oh, irony.
    Bend over. Kevin will give you a in' irony.
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  23. 08-10-2011 #48
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    I don't know who Kevin is.
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  24. 08-10-2011 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrienne
    I don't know who Kevin is.
    Kool Aid Man. His real name is Kevin.
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  25. 08-10-2011 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giuseppe
    Dude, I have a ribbon of flesh to work with. I can write or read "pornography" for an hour and nothing changes except in my head. Aside from the fear that I will lose ability to ejaculate I have an deeper fear that I'll lose the last functioning sexual organ in my body. My brain. That it will wither and die as my penis has. If the would happen I don't know what I would do, to be perfectly honest.
    Nah, remember Hemingway wrote until... wait... bad example...

    There are many things to do with your brain that don't include sex. The thing stops working for a reason, so you will put it down and get on with it.
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