Is God American?

[RandomGuy]

Holy , the polls are working again?

YAY!

[DarkReign]

You mean "Am-ur-ican"

[DarrinS]

Holy , the polls are working again?

YAY!

Yes, even insincere ones.

[redzero]

Good thing DarrinS believes in God, since that is the only thing stopping him from going on a killing spree at any time.

[mingus]

I don't give much thought to things I don't believe exist. Maybe I'll make a topic about Leprochans and change that.

[baseline bum]

What if the leprechaun chasers hijacked the political process to make the nation go searching for the pot of gold?

[Spurminator]

What if the leprechaun chasers hijacked the political process to make the nation go searching for the pot of gold?

(slow clap)

[Koolaid_Man]

Well, what do you think?

hey tranny lover I told you before god is a mexican...he told Adam to cultivate the ground....he wanted his lawn cut before anything...

[MannyIsGod]

You should be a comedian.

Do you think people that believe in God are stupid?

Why would I ever apply such a generalized belief like that? I know that there are brilliant people all over the place who believe in god.

[Stringer_Bell]

God is an American. David Bowie said so.

[mingus]

What if the leprechaun chasers hijacked the political process to make the nation go searching for the pot of gold?

if i were ever distraught by the religiosity of this country i'd just move to Holland or some Scandinavian country where they dont believe in God.

[ElNono]

hey tranny lover I told you before god is a mexican...he told Adam to cultivate the ground....he wanted his lawn cut before anything...

You didn't vote...

[baseline bum]

if i were ever distraught by the religiosity of this country i'd just move to Holland or some Scandinavian country where they dont believe in God.

es are ugly there; no dice.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

if i were ever distraught by the religiosity of this country i'd just move to Holland or some Scandinavian country where they dont believe in God.

Why do you act like you have to move to some butthole Northern European country to get away from religion. America is the one modern world power left in the world that's still a religious country.

Japan? Secular as it gets.
Germany? Also secular as it gets.
Russia? More religious than the above two but still predominantly secular

America is the one modern world power left that still lets religion impact way too many things. If that goes on much longer, America won't be a world power much longer.

[ElNono]

Why do you act like you have to move to some butthole Northern European country to get away from religion. America is the one modern world power left in the world that's still a religious country.

Japan? Secular as it gets.
Germany? Also secular as it gets.
Russia? More religious than the above two but still predominantly secular

America is the one modern world power left that still lets religion impact way too many things. If that goes on much longer, America won't be a world power much longer.

The flying spaghetti monster will protect America. I have faith it will.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Does the flying spaghetti monster hate gay people and support killing terrorists? If not god might be better at keeping evil out.

[ElNono]

Does the flying spaghetti monster hate gay people and support killing terrorists? If not god might be better at keeping evil out.

The flying spaghetti monster has a plan for everybody. And it includes meatballs and tomato sauce!