I sincerely hope . . .

[SpursWoman]

"Hey Eva, that outfit is very beoming on you. Of course, if I was on you like that I'd be coming too."

Tasteless, but straight to the point.

You know...I'm definitely no Eva, but I'd probably fall for that one.

[Jimcs50]

Jimbo!

Actually, some of the Piston fans have found their way over to the club also

Oops, I did not see you standing there, honey,sweetie, precious....you know you are the only one for me....you know, right?

[E20]

Those are all Will Smith's pick up lines.

[Go Pistons Go!]

hahaha this thread is hilarious.i love it

[Jimcs50]

These two always work for me:

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot
coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on
board.


You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees
through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.

[Xolotl]

These two always work for me:

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot
coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on
board.


You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees
through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.

I wasn't sure whether to laugh or look up the number of a good mental health clinic

[Jimcs50]

I wasn't sure whether to laugh or look up the number of a good mental health clinic

Don't bother, they never helped me anyway.