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Need a hand?I stop being butthurt when it was
Ducan 4
Kobe 3
it was just a matter of time
At least the Lakers didn't lose to the eight seeded Grizzlies in the 1st round
Need a hand?I stop being butthurt when it was
Ducan 4
Kobe 3
it was just a matter of time
He was a handy man
Did you watch, D?
If so, what was it like? Tell it slow. It takes me a while to get this thing to launch.
I'm a trend setter.
I set trends.
Let go of that gramps, that's mine.
All that and we will still end up better than your team.
Tell me your once upon a time---then I'll tell you mine.
"better"All that and we will still end up better than your team.
Once upon a time a chimp named Kevin escaped his handler and made a lot of noise about Chris Paul and Dwight Howard.
That didn't happen.
The chimp became butt hurt and his handler found him and started to act like a monkey himself.
Now, tell me about you.
The ride down like the ride up was in silence. I took note that the shirt, in direct light had ever so thin black pin striping. As we neared parking level Katie took my hand & scratched my palm. "tee, hee." A girlish & bright tone.
We found it where we'd left it. "Let me, Cubby, I'll drive."
She backed it out, worked her way thru the garage and emerged onto the exit drive. Dawn was launching in Las Vegas.
"What's that scent?"
"It's Kevin's cologne. It's on his shirt, too."
"It's nice." I commented quietly.
Several cars were ahead of us as we neared the Blvd.
"Left for your Twinkie. Right for your little girl. What's it's gonna be, sweetheart?"
I watched her eyes in her visor mirror. Once again still dark enough to trigger the illuminator. Jesus Christ, those eyes.
"Go right."
She clipped the turn signal, never breaking LOS with me.
"Should I wear Kevin's shirt when we get there?"
- Culburn369
This thread smells like , probably from all the anal leakage occurring.
Hey rakaruva what are you doing here didn't you quit on your team because they weren't winning this year?
Tbh Culburn, that reads about like some low rent Penthouse letters entry except you are playing the cuck.
I don't think anyone here believes for a second that "Kevin" does anything socially that doesn't include a keyboard, a towel and a banana.
Lol. How expectations have fallen. Last year after the Barnes and Blake pickups, it was about 70 wins, 3 peatin', Kobe tying MJ, and the Lakers tying the Celtics.All that and we will still end up better than your team.
Now you s are simply satisfied with being better than the Spurs.
Culby, did you lose Kevin?
When you wake up tomorrow you still won't have that blonde bimbo with the fake s next to you in bed so........
Culby, did you lose Kevin?
Paki men aren't horses.
Culby, did you lose Kevin?
I got the banana covered...
"You look so beautiful, Katie-girl."
"Do I really, Cubby? I want to look beautiful for you, sweetheart."
"You're gorgeous."
"Excuse me, folks, is there anything I can get you from the bar?" It was the pool attendant.
"Sure, I'll have another Black Velvet double and an ice water. Katie?"
"I'll just have a banana. Thank you."
"Very good. I'll be back in a minute." He quickly walked away.
"No, Katie. Not here."
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She'd ordered a banana from room service on our wedding night.
"Yes, just 1 banana, on a white plate, with that metal covering over it. Yes. Yes. Room 1639. And please hurry."
She'd then proceeded to strip me and tie me to the desk chair, binding my hands & feet securely.
"Not a word, Cubby, or, I won't answer the door when the banana arrives, and you'll spend our wedding night out here on the couch." She put her finger to her lips and we waited, in silence for that banana to get there.
Finally a knock on the door. She signed for it and brought the covered plate into the room.
Katie-girl stripped, peeled it ever so slowly & commenced licking it.
"You like 16-year-olds, don't you, Culburn? You're such a bad man, Culburn. I'm only 16-years-old. You're so lucky we're married, Culburn. Otherwise you'd be in so much trouble tonight."
She then slowly inserted that banana into her pussy.
"You like 16-year-old pussy, don't you, Culburn? I'm only 16, Culburn."
She slowly moved it in & out.
She laughed softly as she looked down. "I have to be careful so it doesn't break off in there. Do you want some, you know, 16-year-old pussy, Culburn? I'm only 16."
She then took the banana out, came to me, straddled my lap and sat down on it, until her bottom cheeks rested fully on my thighs.
"Hmmmmmm, you do like 16-year-old pussy. Now we're going to eat this banana together, just you & I. She put one end in my mouth & the other end in hers.
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"Sir, you can just sign for it here." It was the pool attendant, back with our order.
I signed. My hand trembling.
"You ready to go, Culburn?" Hurry, I want to eat my banana in the room."
- Culburn369
The fact you morons are full of consternation, despite still having the best frontline in basketball, illustrates your lack of faith in Kirby. Deep down, you assholes know he needs the best roster in the NBA to even have a chance at challenging for a le.
Well that part makes sense.
Yeah, lots of bullys like naruto.
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