Appreciate the sentiment - but your joke wasn't that funny.
I'll play devil's advocate: CC owns a ranch -- "CC Ranch." He put le to the ranch in CC Corp. for liability purposes. The state of Texas ins utes eminent domain proceedings on CC Ranch. Texas claims that, because CC Corp. isn't a person, the state has no obligation to pay CC Corp. a dime for the seizure. The state argues that the 14th amendment applies only to persons - and if corporations aren't people - there's no due process argument to be had.
Whatsayou?