Vegas stories

[djohn2oo8]

3 years ago we went for a weekend. One of the evenings we went to the S ust for a karaoke nite (just before they closed it). They had a nice set up with dancers to accompany the performer. The old lady put her name in, did her number (Black Velvet).

I had to go to the can. I go in, take a piss, turn around to leave and I notice some guy's legs standing in a stall with his pants around his ankles and a pile of filling his pants cuffs. He'd himself. The place smelled like "medication." He musta had a bad reaction and couldn't stop it. I get half way out the door and stop. An epiphany hits me, I go back, start making warm soapy compresses for the guy out of the paper towels and handed them over the stall door one after another. After a while I grabbed the garbage can from the corner of the bathroom, lifted it over the door and set it back on the other side and started making cold water compresses and passing them over. This whole process took about 20 minutes.

Nary a word was ever spoken.

So you literally are "The Toilet"

[Giuseppe]

So you literally are "The Toilet"

It was my best moment.

[ElNono]

lol slot machines...best invention ever though if you want your g/f or wife to leave you alone es kryptonite

she won't play anything else

works for me

[DMC]

tl:dr


more than once

[Juggity]

3 years ago we went for a weekend. One of the evenings we went to the S ust for a karaoke nite (just before they closed it). They had a nice set up with dancers to accompany the performer. The old lady put her name in, did her number (Black Velvet).

I had to go to the can. I go in, take a piss, turn around to leave and I notice some guy's legs standing in a stall with his pants around his ankles and a pile of filling his pants cuffs. He'd himself. The place smelled like "medication." He musta had a bad reaction and couldn't stop it. I get half way out the door and stop. An epiphany hits me, I go back, start making warm soapy compresses for the guy out of the paper towels and handed them over the stall door one after another. After a while I grabbed the garbage can from the corner of the bathroom, lifted it over the door and set it back on the other side and started making cold water compresses and passing them over. This whole process took about 20 minutes.

Nary a word was ever spoken.

in hero

[Bonner4MVPzz]

I was in Vegas for this past St. Patricks day. This ed me over good. I've done Vegas so many times that nothing is new. I have this little D list porn star that lives there. I know she sells pussy but she swears she sells insurance. After spending three days with the family... go to shows, and eating and drinking too much I planned to spend my last night with this porn .

Now, twice before I've taken her to strip clubs and she does all the work of reeling in another chic for a threesome. Basically, that's the only reason I with her because her pussy is used... she gives good head though. This strung me along all night and didn't even show up. I find myself at Crazy Horse letting some give me a lame ass lap dance. Boring... end of story.

did she happen to look like that chick from naruto, atif?