We've all known that woman....

[Woo Bum-kon]

That doesn't make any sense.

People think you're a poster because you make ty, long-winded threads. Also, you were trolled by cantthinkofanything of all people.

You have proven that you are beyond saving. You must now eliminate yourself.

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you think at all before posting

What on earth would I do with a 14 year old who knows...zero? When there are tons of experienced full grown women out there?

Dude, are you really as ed up as you appear here? Bipolar?

You work wayyy too hard at this silly..."see me everyone aren't I funny"...it's lame stupid.

you're a turd burgler. you burgle turds.

[RaZon]

That doesn't make any sense.

People think you're a poster because you make ty, long-winded threads. Also, you were trolled by cantthinkofanything of all people.

You have proven that you are beyond saving. You must now eliminate yourself.

Well we could all do what you do....0.

[CuckingFunt]

....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Now imagine....

You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when... !!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

she...psssttt...you hear that?
him...yes I did...go check it out
she..ok, stay here.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

she...care to dance?
him...sure!
she...so what's your name?
him...John Doe
she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
him...thanks.

after the dance..

she...can I buy you a drink?
him...why not

after a few more drinks

she...can I follow you home?
him... , might as well

Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.

You fail at basic communication.

[RaZon]

you're a turd burgler. you burgle turds.

You know what's funny? Here this diot thinking he is working me as I work him. The moron is too stupid to figure it out...hahaha!!!!!!

Ok done dealing with the bores here on this board. They aren't creative enought and lack the intelligence to be entertaining.

Let's have some music

[cantthinkofanything]

You know what's funny? Here this diot thinking he is working me as I work him. The moron is too stupid to figure it out...hahaha!!!!!!

Ok done dealing with the bores here on this board. They aren't creative enought and lack the intelligence to be entertaining.

Let's have some music

you're a knob gobbler. you gobble knobs.

[RaZon]

You fail at basic communication.

I seriously doubt that.

[RaZon]

you're a knob gobbler. you gobble knobs.

translation

Hey RaZon play some old prewar blues bro.

[RaZon]

No problem midget.

[CuckingFunt]

I seriously doubt that.

I didn't mean that as a baseless insult. I was speaking quite literally.

Message boards are of course an intentionally informal environment, and it is therefore assumed that people may not strictly adhere to the basic rules of grammar and sentence structure. That's fine. But it remains a written medium, and successful communication requires that you at least to use language in such a way that you are able to express the point(s) as you intended. At that, you have failed.

I have no doubt that you intended to say, well, something with your opening post. Perhaps not anything of great importance, but something at least vaguely coherent. About women, I think. And Mount Rushmore. And it looks as though there are excerpts of dialog?

But that is literally all I was able to make of your post. It reads as a collection of words picked at random and occasionally interspersed with improperly used ellipses.

You almost certainly intended to communicate something, but you have failed to do so. Not really something open to interpretation. Or doubt.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Welcome to every RaZon thread.

This is his very first club thread:

primitive prewar blues....incredible...Robert Johnson
jazz...hmmm?...Jellyroll Morton
early country....how else can you slobber in your beer?...Hank Williams
folk...time and place...Woody Guthrie
rockabilly...catchy...Elvis
rock & roll....amazing...The Rolling Stones
soul...cool!...James Brown
R&B...nice...Wynonie Harris
urban blues...very nice...Jimmy Reed
paleface blues...great stuff..SRV
punk...sucks!...Ramones
rap...trys to reach a few small audience. But is successful... emminen
heavymedal...totally sucks...Megadeath
reggae...Bob Marley is cool.
alternative...hit and miss...Harry Manx

Just the opinion of a guy who has heard it all.

Oh yeah...classical...there really is a time and place...Beethoven



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oopuY8Ko01whttp://

Kudos to anybody who can understand what he was trying to say with this thread.

[RaZon]

I didn't mean that as a baseless insult. I was speaking quite literally.

Message boards are of course an intentionally informal environment, and it is therefore assumed that people may not strictly adhere to the basic rules of grammar and sentence structure. That's fine. But it remains a written medium, and successful communication requires that you at least to use language in such a way that you are able to express the point(s) as you intended. At that, you have failed.

I have no doubt that you intended to say, well, something with your opening post. Perhaps not anything of great importance, but something at least vaguely coherent. About women, I think. And Mount Rushmore. And it looks as though there are excerpts of dialog?

But that is literally all I was able to make of your post. It reads as a collection of words picked at random and occasionally interspersed with improperly used ellipses.

You almost certainly intended to communicate something, but you have failed to do so. Not really something open to interpretation. Or doubt.

Come on, you know as well as I do you understood everything I typed. There is some need on your part to try and play...I'm above it...when in reality you understood perfectly. How many ways can you not understand....there are no women on Mount Rushmore? I play with ellipses...obviously. You understood it.

[RaZon]

Welcome to every RaZon thread.

This is his very first club thread:




Kudos to anybody who can understand what he was trying to say with this thread.

You couldn't figure that out? The le was...Music...right? So I'm probably talking...hmm?..music?

Jazz...opinion...key artist

WOW...talk about complex

You honestly didn't get it?

[Woo Bum-kon]

you use ellipses for no real reason at all.

[RaZon]

you use ellipses for no real reason at all.

Yes I do, I like them, they are cute.

What I wouldn't do is tell others what they should do when all I do is follow people around.

[Woo Bum-kon]

You don't understand the point of the ellipsis. For a man in his thirties, that's pretty sad.

You couldn't figure that out?

Jazz...opinion...key artist

WOW...talk about complex

More like:

Ambiguous thread le
random genre - ellipses for no real reason - incomplete thought - ellipses for no real reason - name of band

That's inane rambling.

kind of sad that you are incapable of making coherent threads.

[Fpoonsie]

Okay. The trick is to not make ty threads. I have mastered this art, and you can, too, with a few easy steps:

1.) Think of something.
2.) Now, think of something else, because the first thing you thought of was re ed.
3.) Okay, now don't make a thread about it, because nobody cares, moron.

Okay, now you try.

I didn't mean that as a baseless insult. I was speaking quite literally.

Message boards are of course an intentionally informal environment, and it is therefore assumed that people may not strictly adhere to the basic rules of grammar and sentence structure. That's fine. But it remains a written medium, and successful communication requires that you at least to use language in such a way that you are able to express the point(s) as you intended. At that, you have failed.

I have no doubt that you intended to say, well, something with your opening post. Perhaps not anything of great importance, but something at least vaguely coherent. About women, I think. And Mount Rushmore. And it looks as though there are excerpts of dialog?

But that is literally all I was able to make of your post. It reads as a collection of words picked at random and occasionally interspersed with improperly used ellipses.

You almost certainly intended to communicate something, but you have failed to do so. Not really something open to interpretation. Or doubt.

These are both fan. ing.tastic.

[RaZon]

You don't understand the point of the ellipsis. For a man in his thirties, that's pretty sad.





More like:

Ambiguous thread le
random genre - ellipses for no real reason - incomplete thought - ellipses for no real reason - name of band

That's inane rambling.

kind of sad that you are incapable of making coherent threads.

Kinda sad is you aren't capable of making any threads at all coherent or not. I'll work on being more readable you work on getting some balls...ok?

[Woo Bum-kon]

it doesn't take balls to make ty, incoherent threads like you do. You're not brave for making dumb threads, and you're not helping your cause by randomly placing ellipses all throughout your posts.

At least the 19-year-olds who post/have posted here are more capable of expressing themselves than you, a man in your thirties.

[CuckingFunt]

you use ellipses for no real reason at all.

Yes I do, I like them, they are cute.

They are not cute. They are a tool. And they have an actual use/meaning.

Here, for instance:

Come on, you know as well as I do you understood everything I typed. There is some need on your part to try and play...I'm above it...when in reality you understood perfectly. How many ways can you not understand....there are no women on Mount Rushmore? I play with ellipses...obviously. You understood it.

After reading your post over a couple of times, I assume that in the bolded sentence you are attempting to convey that I am pretending not to understand your posts because I want to appear above you? And, therefore, the phrase "I'm above it" is meant to be part of my thought process when reading/responding to your posts. However, due to your use of adorable li'l ellipses, it instead reads as if you're interrupting your own sentence to schizophrenically announce that you're above it (above what?), only to regain your train of thought and soldier on.

Again, I'm not trolling here. Or attempting to insult you for no reason. I'm merely informing you of that fact that many of your posts, and all of the ones that start brand new threads, read as if you are arguing with yourself.

So, no, I didn't understand your post. It honestly didn't even feel as if I was meant to be reading it. Came across as more of a confused journal entry.

[Reck]

RaZon you boring . Isn't your asshole tired of taking it in the ass all night. Give it a rest.

[RaZon]

it doesn't take balls to make ty, incoherent threads like you do. You're not brave for making dumb threads, and you're not helping your cause by randomly placing ellipses all throughout your posts.

At least the 19-year-olds who post/have posted here are more capable of expressing themselves than you, a man in your thirties.

Have you ever posted a thread all your very own?

[RaZon]

RaZon you boring . Isn't your asshole tired of taking it in the ass all night. Give it a rest.

You gotta be kidding me, a bunch of kids acting stupid have no effect on me at all. It's called, know your target audience.

[RaZon]

Resorting to racist antics now.

You're pathetic. No one likes you here. Hit teh road jack.

In case you haven't noticed nobody likes anyone here.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Have you ever posted a thread all your very own?

If I do, I'll be sure to make it coherent.

But it is funny that you keep bringing that up. Again, it's not hard to make a thread out of some rambling, incoherent thoughts, like you do. I just have the good sense not to.