You put your in a urinal??
Professionalism for starters. If what yoni and news is reporting is true, well...that too.
Tell the oral board you like to bang hookers in Columbia for fun and see how far that gets you through the gauntlet for LE recruitment. They're alpha males, of course they do this ...but if you can't even handle dis bidness correctly you don't deserve to be protecting the President. There's about 14,000 other men who'd be willing to do the job and can keep their secondary holstered.
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You put your in a urinal??
I guess none of them looked like his son......
And, just like that woman's vagina, the urinals are large enough for me not to contact the porcelain.
O'Reilly Factor…Dennis Miller said this about the Secret Service pros ution scandal:
“Hey, Billy, I don't know what you get for $47 bucks (in Cartagena, Chile) but we're getting' killed by the exchange rate... Now this is what happens… You go in, you offer the girl 50. I don't know what 50 gets you… I wish I worked at Current TV tonight, I could ask Spitzer to pull the price card out of his wallet... He could tell me…”![]()
Officials said none of the 11 Secret Service agents who allegedly brought pros utes to their hotel rooms in Colombia before President Obama visited for a summit last weekend had weapons, radios, itineraries or other potentially sensitive do ents in their rooms.
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lol Yoni reports
It defies credulity to believe the Secret Service Agents did not have their weapons and other items, related to their mission in Cartegena, in their own hotel rooms.
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The NBC News source noted that agents had copies of the president's schedule in their rooms and the incident may have caused a security breach.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...#ixzz1sbOwvlye
Macho posturing, locker room banter and towel snapping, sanctimonious harangues, gratuitous lewdness, false hilarity...this thread has everything!
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Because officials would come out and tell the public there were sensitive do ents in the room with their chasing men in black...
Just like they would have told the public they have chasing government employees protecting the Pres had Esmerelda not been short changed....
Hookers Downgrade US Credit Rating
Shortchanging by Secret Service Draws Strong Rebuke
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of pros utes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States’ credit rating from AAA to B.
The strong rebuke from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts came after a Secret Service agent reportedly paid one of its members $30 for an $800 service, or only 4% of the stated price.
The statement from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts said that in downgrading the United States’ credit rating it was sending a clear message that its “members should be aware that doing business with the government of the United States carries with it a significant risk.”
“We are urging our members to avoid conducting transactions with the United States and to focus on more reliable customers, like the International Monetary Fund,” the statement added.
Just hours after the announcement from the escorts’ group, the U.S. Congress passed the following resolution blasting the Secret Service for its actions: “We strongly denounce the Secret Service for consorting with pros utes, which has traditionally been Congress’s role.”
But it was not all bad news this week for the Secret Service, which today reported a 5000% jump in enlistment.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
Why? Do you think they're on duty 24 hours a day?
Where do you suppose they kept their weapons and other mission-related items?
And, yes, to a certain extent, Secret Service's presidential detail is on duty 24 hours a day.
Well, I really doubt this is the very first time SS agents hire pros utes during their time off...
The US embassy?
So you think those guys work 24 hours shifts for a full week... link?
Yeah, I'm sure.
No, I think they are subject to call, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Actually, I don't think that, I know that.
And, I can't provide a link; you'll have to develop your own friendships with Secret Service agents and ask them yourself.
I would be willing to bet it is one of the few times a party of this size was arranged.
I do remember an incident at a hotel in Beeville, back with George H.W. Bush was either President or Vice President, where the Secret Service had a party at the hotel at which they were staying.
Alcohol and underage girls were involved there, too, If memory serves.
Yes.
Because now Obama can't use the services that he arranged his trip to Columbia for. The SS agents were doing product sampling for him, but now the media is all over this.
Forget it ElNono.
You didn't fact check, and Yoni proved you wrong. I see you are following the same line of bantering you do with me afterwards to make yourself feel better.
But on-call is not on-duty...
My lawyer is former Secret Service...
You're right, it means you're subject to being called to duty at any time. Being drunk and in bed with a pros ute, with your weapon and other assets locked up in the U. S. Embassy might make it difficult to respond to a call to duty at 2:00 A.M.
So, ask him if the President detail agents are required to store their weapons at the U. S. Embassy when they travel out of country on a work assignment.
Perhaps, but it doesn't mean they had any sensitive do ents with them.
I didn't say they're required to, did I? I'll ask him where they drop off weapons when overseas if they don't want to carry, but I'll doubt he'll say.
And, it doesn't mean they didn't.
I've seen reports -- quoting "officials" -- that say both. But, really, this is all beside the point. The U. S. Secret Service, when in a foreign country to secure a presidential visit, doesn't need to be partying and ing s.
Period.
1) Something like what happened, could happen. That only demonstrates what a severe lack of judgment all those bozos have and what President want's people of that character and judgment watching their back?
and;
2) U. S. Secret Service agents possess knowledge of Presidential security that you just don't want compromised. Let's stipulate they didn't have their guns or any schedules. Of the over a dozen agents involved, how hard would it be for a -- oh, I don't know -- drug cartel to compromise just one of them through blackmail or other device, in to relinquishing sensitive information. It's an incredible failure of Presidential security and, I'm sorry, they don't have a private life when they're in a foreign land doing advance work and this is exactly why.
Quite honestly, I thought you were saying they store their weapons at the U. S. Embassy when out of country -- the "required," I thought, was implied. If it isn't required, I'd almost guarantee you that horn dog that bragged about checking Palin out when he was on her detail, probably had a back up weapon strapped to his leg while he was humping that hooker.
He's just that type. Frankly, I'm amazed someone with that type of character -- which he was more than willing to display on Facebook -- was even in the service. If that's the case, it's fallen quite a bit since my short association with members of their service.
But, sure, ask him. I'd be interested to know what the rules are...if he'll tell you. That, in itself, would seem to be a breech of security, though.
My God ElNono...
Any ideas how unlikely it would be that they didn't have any sensitive information with them?
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