If the Spurs fail to win the le this year...

[Keepin' it real]

Probably thinking they'll bank on their go-to move: The Spurs having more rings than the Mavs, despite Dallas being an infinitely nicer place to live.

I'm about to move to Dallas from San Antonio. It's for a job, but that's it. I've been to Dallas many times ... I hate it.

• It's a concrete jungle.
• Houses are overpriced and have very small yards.
• No diversity.
• People are stuck up.
• The Mavs and Cowboys play there.

'Nuff said.

[Horse]

What will you have to live for?

This question is for San Antonio residents only.

Well........Your mom! That's what I live for.