Suggestions for Charles Barkley while in San Antonio

[z0sa]

I suggest looking forward to three straight games in Miami instead.

[PÒÓCH]

So I read the front page article on the Express News and I see that he decided to do all the typical touristy stuff including the Alamo and the riverwalk, however I did see he made a visit to La Gloria, great food there.
My one suggestion would have been for him to go to one of the local gay clubs and check out the drag queen shows. Maybe they could have given him some pointers on how to cross dress since apparently he has a penchant for it.

[pgardn]

Yeah, let him go to a water park, that will change his mind about big women.

Mirrors must be futuristic devices.

Or we got a massive vampire on the loose. Must have the wings of a C-4 in order to take flight.

[benstanfield]

Having grown up in Austin while spending a lot of time in SA, I honestly have to say that, trolling or not, Chuck's got a point. San Antonio is horrible in terms of actual things to do, and I think that is evinced by the suggestions on this thread, and his point about the women could not be more correct. 99% of the women in SA are gross and that's all there is to say about that.

However, I would say that the city has redeeming qualities in its Mexican food and its basketball team. It's no worse than a lot of cities in the south/southwest, and comparable to if not better than Dallas/Houston.