Would be hilarious to see the gameface matchup for the lulz
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Yeah too bad he will never be the great scorer Kobe is. You will never see Lebron score 81 in a game because he doesn't have that ability.
Would be hilarious to see the gameface matchup for the lulz
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Yeah, he doesn't have the ability to stop being a team player and just pad stats, tbh....
Facts or facts Kobe will go down being the better player then Lebron.
Keep going fool... the super monkey ball series is pretty extensive.
It's also an apt metaphor for Kobrick's style of basketball, tbh....
Why is Bowen on his ass with a broken ankle expression on his face?
Priceless
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Ask Nas (0:50 mark or so)
Is he the best player in the world? *ba dum tss*
lol dumbasses who start a thread about someone who they're calling irrelevant, tbh
Just making sure Kool is not alone. Obviously not, kobe4life![]()
On this play Bowen just says: " It..I'm sorry Tim I just can't stay in front of that ."
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Kobe got his money (well deserved I might add) under a different CBA. MJ made about the same when he was in his twilight years. The difference? MJ had two HOF teammates that were still 1st team all-NBA Defense to help him 3peat a second time.
Since this is a thread about the Mamba, let's flip the script. How many of the below accomplishments belonging to Kobe, will Dwayne Wade Surpass?
How about current NBA records Kobe has?
- Points: 29,484 - Nope - I doubt it - and Kobe ain't done
- Assists: 5,418 - Probably
- Rebounds: 6,142 - Nope - I doubt it
- Steals: 1,722 - Maybe
- Rangs: 5 - to the No
- NBA Finals Appearances: 7 - ^
- MVP - Not if your team is not your team anymore!
- NBA All Star: 14 - to the No!
- All-star MVPs: 4 - Nope - I doubt it
- All-NBA Selections: 14 - to the No
- All-NBA 1st Team Def: 12 - ^
- Consecutive 50+ point games: 4 -
- ZERO Bronze Medals - D-Whistle - ONE
- Most All-Star Game MVP awards won, career: 4 -
- Most All-Star Game points scored, career: 271 -
- Most All-Star Game field goals made, career: 111 -
- Most offensive rebounds in an All-Star Game: 10 -
- Most All-Defensive First Team honors won, career: 9 (tied with MJ - including this year over your boy)
- Most three-point field goals made, one game: 12 -
- Most three-point field goals made, one half: 8 -
So, I'd say he is so relevant that you decided to make a thread about a TOSB entering his 17th year. Well, D-Whistle has a ton of work to do to be even in the same sentence as the legendary Kobe Bryant. Problem is, his game won't age as gracefully as Kobe's has. There is nothing that a guard is supposed to do that Kobe can't do. D-Whistle? Not so much. He's already breaking down as we speak (doubtful for the Olympics due to a bum pinkie toe). Meanwhile Kobe will play (even though I'd rather he not play).
So before you start another thread trying to clown the Mamba do your homework. Capeesh?![]()
Also changes his avatar and label immediately to "Boss" so he can 'prove' his internetz tuffness. en' pathetic.
^Looks like a broke ass Ole Dirty Bas on steroids tbh.![]()
Why does this guy not look fully developed yet? I don't mean basketball either... I mean his face. Like it's all slightly mis arranged. Like he was taken out the womb to early or something.
LeBron has half of what Kobe makes a year tbh - though he makes up for it with endorsements.
Kobe's nothing more than a Joe Johnson with 5 rings at this point tbh
What is TD doing with his left hand?![]()
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