lets hear it.Those are probably the easiest questions you could ever ask them. If you're looking to stump them with those questions, not gonna happen.
They basically preach the answers to those specific questions with ease, everyday lol
I'm not a Jehovah's Witness but these are their answers pretty much.
"Today there are over 6 million active witnesses of Jehovah in the world, preaching in over 230 different lands, in 100's of different spoken and signed languages."
144,000 will go to Heaven, and the rest will be given an opportunity to live forever in a new paradise on earth. Many dead will be resurrected for this, or not and others will simply just die. Those who aren't resurrected or just die basically didn't make it.
lol thats exactly what i said.
One daylight savings time I forgot to change my clocks & I arrived to an empty Church parking lot…Thought maybe the rapture happened and I did not make the cut…
Ask them if Jesus had urine and fecal release upon his death.
Just be polite and say "No thanks I'm not interested, I'm catholic". It works trust me.
See I always thought it was Judaism that would make them leave but I'm obviously wrong. Thanks for the myriad of suggestions
no, catholic is the winner. they automatically assume youre going to .
whereas jewish, they think you havent made up your mind yet.
Answer the door naked with a spear.
Actually they love converting Catholics into JW's, from what I have seen.
If I'm naked, naturally there's a spear and magic helmet.
The ultimate you is to say you're an atheist. They wont even try to convince you to join their cause let alone explain there is a God.
The Awake magazines are free rolling papers. Be thankful for the gift, you assholes
or tell them youre a jew for jesus. thatll with their heads.
Tried that, they are persistent bas sThe ultimate you is to say you're an atheist. They wont even try to convince you to join their cause let alone explain there is a God.
An ultimate " you" to people who mean you no harm whatsoever. Jesus Christ.The ultimate you is to say you're an atheist. They wont even try to convince you to join their cause let alone explain there is a God.
theres an inside man on our hands
Read some biblical criticism literature, and you will even enjoy discussing with religious people about the supposed divine inspiration.
Start talking about the immaculate conception and act as if it's about the birth of Christ, see if they catch on. Use words out of context and check your phone a lot and make loud exclamations about your boss. Have a Guns and Ammo and Soldier of Fortune magazine laying out, answer the door wearing a black turtleneck, aviator sunglasses, bloused black cargo pants and spit polished jump boots. If you can find a black beret, wear that. You are an angel of God sent to be his enforcer.
this has to be done
Explain there isn'tThey wont even explain there is a God.
LMAO!!!!! This works great for a planned surgery, what happens if you are in an accident and blood is squirting out of your juggla vein? Then you need blood to survive. The JW view is horse , because they are afraid you might contract a disease and die with bad blood, but you will die for in sure without the blood transfusion. HOW STUPID IS THAT? ...... I went to Utsa and still figured that out.
A buddy of mine at work is a diehard JW. I used to argue with him about religion and their belief system until I realized that he wouldn't even budge on their opinion that the Earth is only like 4,000 years old or some ridiculously low number.
Dude knows his scripture though, it's pretty impressive.
False scripture..........you do know their bible is different right?
King James/NIV: "in the beginning was the word and the word was god......."
JW: "in the beginning was the word and the word is a god.........."
That right there changes the entire meaning of everything.
All kidding aside.
knock knock...answer the door and there they stand.
Me...(not opening the door standing behind the screen door)...yes? (knowing who/why they are there)
JW..good morning sir, we are....blahblahblah.
Me...not interested.
JW...can we leave this (The Watchtower) with you?
Me..nope!
Just that easy.
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