How do I pick up someone 5 years older than me?

[DMC]

Don't tell a woman why she shouldn't you. Make her figure that out on her own.

[TheRealCB]

Soo making her wait is the way to go? lol headgames.

Imo it's better than looking desperate..But hey,to each his own
Everyone's got their style,plus whoever you are,you get some you lose some.. Can't win em all.

[Trill Clinton]

Although z0sa is dropping truth bombs,being 20 years old I can tell you this.It's easier to a 30 year old chick than a 23 year old one..

But hey,the 3 seconds rule is the real rule of thumb,go for it.Ask her out,ask for her number etc..

And remember the other golden rule,"call on the 3rd day".

aight i missed this...do not wait to call on the 3rd day. that's some bull . call that hoe immediately. you don't want to give her time to change her mind or for some sucka to block. mark your territory ASAP.

[Leetonidas]

Take her to the movies brah

[DMC]

The movies is the worst place to take a date you actually want to talk to. You sit there and stare at the screen for a couple of hours. Might as well go alone.

Find a nice, small coffee house and ask her to meet you there. That way she feels she can bolt afterward if she doesn't like you. Dinner is too personal and you're committed to watch someone eat you might just want to be away from.

It's silly to think a woman is looking for _______ (fill in the blank). You have no ing idea. That's why you talk to her. Be yourself, otherwise you might like her and when you eventually reveal yourself she might not like you.

Most of all though, understand she already knows in the 1st 10 seconds if she's going to you or not. Don't waste your time and money if you sense she's just half stepping waiting for BUMP.

[CubanSucks]

And remember the other golden rule,"call on the 3rd day".

I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?

Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.

[TSA]

While true many girls like older guys, age won't matter if you have game.

And it is apparent by his initial post that the OP has no game.

[redzero]

I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?

Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.

Good movie.

[symple19]

Glue some pubes to your face and pretend you're 24.

[CubanSucks]

I was thinking more of this considering that's literally what happened

[symple19]

lol, good call

[Latarian Milton]

age ain't no barrier imho in fact it's gonna be more fun to them es who're abit elder than you, they're more experienced and know better how to drive you high than the younger es do, when you actually do it your gonna enjoy it very much tbh.

next time she comes to meet you there, ask her to stay till you outta work and if she wants you to drive her home (or if she wants to drive you home if she has a car herself). a 23yr old should know what your hinting at tbh

[RGMCSE]

Either ask her out or shut the up. Because this 23 y/o has already sucked, ed and swallowed more than you can imagine. Just think about all the you've done in your short little time of hooking up. Now add five more years to it and the fact that she's a dime piece. lol at waiting 3 days before calling her. She'll be onto the next one by then. It doesn't matter if your only 18 and cant take her to the bar. Not all females want to go to a smelly bar and drink. What do all girls want?!?! ATTENTION S!!!!! Just give her the time of day and she'll prolly give you a piece.

[Avante]

This chick comes into my work all the time flirting and smiling and we always small talk but the problem is she is 5 years older than me. (I creeped on fb lol). I'm 18 and she's 23, tbh I just wanna plow her but idk ways to get her number without it being awkward.

Idk if she has a bf or not but she flirts hard so I'm guessing no. And I already know her number because it's in the computer system at work but how should I go about asking her out to get coffee or something without coming off as creepy

You are 18, you will be creepy.

[Lincoln]

paying for sex from ugly s multiple times

[Avante]

paying for sex from ugly s multiple times

Ugly s, hahahahahaha!!!!!! No doubt about it, you are 18.

[Latarian Milton]

paying for sex from ugly s multiple times

who u referring to nig? i ain't ghazi and i ain't buying es even if i were him tbh

[DisAsTerBot]

if you have to ask, it aint happening.

[FkLA]

How come every single person on the internet always has game and knows exactly what to say to chicks ?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

how does anyone truly expect to get quality advice on how to ask a girl out from a bunch of trolls on a message board?

Ok, here's my two cents,

Grow a pair and ask her out.

I hope you weren't actually asking for step by step instructions...

[djohn2oo8]

This is exactly why you cant be serious with girls in early 20s. I'm moving furniture into my apt, this girl texts me saying she was gonna call (who does that?) and i text back that i would call when im done. She calls anyway and i dont answer. Afterwards she texts "I dont even wanna talk anymore". I hate when they try to do that power play . So i just texted back "cool"

[johnsmith]

The answer to the op is that you don't....instead, you appreciate the fact that you are 18 years old an you go after ass that is the same age....trust me, in 10 years, you will wish you were still around 18 year old strange all the time.

[johnsmith]

Or you could go avantes route and pay for it.