Couple has sex on restaurant table

[Chris]

judging by his mugshot he looks like a meth addicts Hero

[Latarian Milton]

true story, i once saw a big fly perching on the wall and i decided to pick it up with a piece of paper. as i walked closer to it i realized it was not just one, but two bugs having sex on my white ing wall so i moved my hand slowly towards the bugs and it seemed they didn't notice the lethal approach at all, i wrapped them up in paper and threw it straight away into the toilet...

sex is the stupidest stuff in the world that smart people (like issac newton and me) will never want to do TBH. people get shameless and re ed when it comes to sex

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Thank god she didn't order a tossed salad.

The only thing we know for sure is that she ordered her meat bone-in.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Gotta be careful with hot food on the table. Only thing worse than a fly in the soup is soup in the fly.

[cantthinkofanything]

The only thing we know for sure is that she ordered her meat bone-in.

[JoeChalupa]

Next time order carry-out.

[The Gemini Method]

He thought the roast beef needed his own special sauce...

[baseline bum]

head blocking manager.

[Joey Gallo]

Yes because Joey Gallo is dead.

Yes I am.

[Fabbs]

Gross, why do they show that dog licking the floor?!

+1.
Flippin media.

[lebomb]

"Damn, it smells like the bathroom door of a shrimp boat in here"

[DeadlyDynasty]

^

{crickets}

[lebomb]

Thank god she didn't order a tossed salad.

Hugh? What?.....somebody say tossed salad???

[z0sa]

She must've ordered fresh meatballs

[djohn2oo8]

Reminds me of this