
Crynumite

Pretending that a tattoo and a TV special are the same as raping, snitching, crying for a trade on draft day, and throwing countless teammates and coaches under the bus

Claiming that an injured LeBron quit against the Celtics while conveniently leaving out the time Food Stamps quit on his team against the Suns

Whining about "not 1, not 2, not 3" but forgetting how Food Stamps guaranteed he would lead the league in scoring his rookie year, but ended up being a marginal bench player that season