Be completely honest.............

[Koolaid_Man]

Mutha a talkin about me lickin a females ass, yet look at your gottdaymn stupid name..........koolaid man? WTF? You must be some porch niggra from the dirty with that ed up . Secondly, Niggra..... you dont know me at all. I went out with my honey to tha club last night, and I had 3 more dancing with us.....shaking booty and ties everywhere. So STFU LOST Angeles Lakers Niggra.

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The art of telling lies...

1. Establish a baseline. When people tell lies, they often feel some anxiety. So look out for any out-of-the-ordinary behavior like excessive sweating or nervous tics like writing outlandish paragraphs to defend their position.

2. Read micro-expressions. Micro-expressions are brief displays of emotion that show what people are really feeling. If someone is pretending to be calm, but he's actually angry, a microexpression of displeasure will show in his posts. These displays of emotion can be rare, though. They're fleeting such as the twitch of an eyebrow. But when they occur, they are very accurate.

3. Pay attention to what is actually said. When people lie, they often feel insecure, and that emotion can express itself in their story telling. Like taking their woman to a club to meet other women. Also: Look for submissive expressions like someone using "WTF" as if they want to be believed. But keep in mind that all liars are different, and no clue is completely reliable. "There is no absolute indicator of deception, there's no Pinocchio effect.

Bottom line is you're bi-curious...and you eat many shades and types of asses.