Prom Drama

[mrsmaalox]

your daughter pays her fair share when she puts out. that's the deal. capisce. it's prom for christ's sake.

D'oh!

You suck

[mrsmaalox]

to a woman, the brake and the throttle are basically the same thing just like a and a banana. it's not just a rare case that a woman mistakes the throttle as the brake and drives into a crowd killing & injuring a lot of people. when a woman sits in the driver's seat, she's not only putting her own life in danger but she's also posing a threat to the public. therefore i would stay at least 1,000 feet away from the car if i know it's driven by a woman tbh

Sit down, buckle up, shut up and hold on!

[ploto]

If my parents drove me to prom I'd rather not go tbh...don't they have cars?

Depends how old they are and how long they have had a license as to the limit of passengers in the car or being allowed to drive after midnight.

[Flawless]

Damn, I never went to any of my high school proms (let alone any of the dances) but I never realized how expensive they tend to get.

[Wild Cobra]

pics of daughter now

I think Mrs. Maalox is too smart to let you have a pic of her daughter...

[Sportcamper]

D'oh!

You suck

Never bring a tender moment to the club…

[Frank Dux]

You're not only paying for the limo but you're also doing all the coordinating? Damn. Your kid has it good.

[mrsmaalox]

You're not only paying for the limo but you're also doing all the coordinating? Damn. Your kid has it good.

Nope, not gonna be any limo----I made the executive decision for the group. That was the only coordinating I was doing, just being nice.

Yes my kid has it real good----I'm her mama!

[Leetonidas]

prom limo is a scam, your little ones will only be in for like 30 minutes max, is it worth that much cash?

[JudynTX]

Oh how I remember my Prom well......very well.

[to21]

Oh how I remember my Prom well......very well.

Went straight to the hotel, balcony, backseat, outdoor sex?

[JudynTX]

Went straight to the hotel, balcony, backseat, outdoor sex?

I wasn't that experienced yet.

[I. Hustle]

So, did you talk to that mom yet?

Friendly advice, let your daughter have a couple of those hotdogs with the mounds of onions that she likes right before she goes.

[JudynTX]

What's her curfew? Mine was 3:00 a.m...............I might have been a little late.

[I. Hustle]

3 A.M.!!! Damn! Am I supposed to allow that when the time comes?

[mrsmaalox]

So, did you talk to that mom yet?

Friendly advice, let your daughter have a couple of those hotdogs with the mounds of onions that she likes right before she goes.

No she has not called me or texted me. And we're kind of friends, we've gone out to lunch and happy hour before, even to parties at each others houses, so texting each other is not unusual. She's just pissed that her little plan didn't work out I guess!

LOL Use the onion hotdogs as date repellant? I'm gonna arrange it! Damn you're never gonna let her live those hot dogs down, are you?

[mrsmaalox]

The prom is from 8-12 downtown at the convention center, so I guess I'll give her an hour to get home. Her usual curfew is 11pm if she's out on a date or somewhere, but I let her stay later if she's just hanging out a one of her girlfriends' houses.

[Trill Clinton]

damn, maalox. you don't look a day over 30 and you got a kid going to prom??? you have some good genes, girl.

[clambake]

is the dance outside the city, or did the preacher agree to let it be in the city limits?

[spursncowboys]

same here, except less money. tbh, prom bull is a waste of time and pales in comparison to everything after highschl. if I had the Delorean, I'd travel back to younger me and advised him to hold onto his money.

there's my advice.

[mrsmaalox]

damn, maalox. you don't look a day over 30 and you got a kid going to prom??? you have some good genes, girl.

Aw thanks, but actually I had her when I was 10!

[mouse]

pics of daughter now

Watch your comments or red zero will add you to his pedophile list of posters.

As far as the prom goes. A friend of mine wrote a script to a film that may help you forget your prom worries.

[I. Hustle]

LOL Use the onion hotdogs as date repellant? I'm gonna arrange it! Damn you're never gonna let her live those hot dogs down, are you?

no, She had that piled to the ceiling. All I remember thinking is "Who the likes onions that much?!"

[xellos88330]

I actually think that the limo is the responsibility of the boys. The girls already have to pay the equivalent of a small country for their gowns, makeup, shoes, hairstyle, and all the while a guy gets away with a simple rental tux.

I am sure that every girl wants their prom to be special and memorable, but to make it truly special, the idea of a limo should have been the boys idea. Perhaps I am too old fashioned?

[DisAsTerBot]

I actually think that the limo is the responsibility of the boys. The girls already have to pay the equivalent of a small country for their gowns, makeup, shoes, hairstyle, and all the while a guy gets away with a simple rental tux.

lol have to