Lakers: DPG gets credit for the Lakers downfall.

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Hit the couch and dream about Babby not getting that pick.

You're inconsolable tonight.

In for penny.

In for pound.

[Robz4000]

All hail DPG. If this injury is legit and not made up, my thoughts go out to Kobe.

[angelbelow]

this is gold.

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All hail DPG. If this injury is legit and not made up, my thoughts go out to Kobe.

Get your thoughts back here:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

jejejeje!!!

[midnightpulp]

Get your thoughts back here:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

jejejeje!!!

You're gonna put in 12 hours tonight, ain't ya?

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You're gonna put in 12 hours tonight, ain't ya?

Midst, asking me a question.

ha, ha.

[HI-FI]

Indeed it was. The news came in of Kirb's injury just as I finished a post talking about how there's nothing we can say or do tonight that would bother Lakers fans. They won. "We" (haters and those who favor fair play) lost.

But then, the Gods....

They were roused. Were they ever.

what's funny is I realize the league is billion dollar business, that there is going to be some shady to protect their investments, I get it. but 50 ing FTs, in this day and age, is just out of control hubris. The fact that Laker fans refuse to admit it is what disgusts me, and the fact that Kobe has built his fallacious career on a Too Big to Fail organization is also revolting. But tonight, some was restored.

btw I remember your post. I was about to mention how you can't convince Laker fans that Santa doesn't exist when Santa Stern gives them whatever they want every Christmas. but not even Stern could prevent what happened tonight though.


it is hard I think at times to find justice or karma, seeing as how bad things happen to good people, people like Kobe get away with rape etc...

but it is strange how in this season, Duncan was hit in a way that should've blown out his knee, yet is still hustling and balling with little fanfare. Yet Kobe blows out his achilles on a game that was a total travesty to basketball.

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what's funny is I realize the league is billion dollar business, that there is going to be some shady to protect their investments, I get it. but 50 ing FTs, in this day and age, is just out of control hubris. The fact that Laker fans refuse to admit it is what disgusts me, and the fact that Kobe has built his fallacious career on a Too Big to Fail organization is also revolting. But tonight, some was restored.

btw I remember your post. I was about to mention how you can't convince Laker fans that Santa doesn't exist when Santa Stern gives them whatever they want every Christmas. but not even Stern could prevent what happened tonight though.


it is hard I think at times to find justice or karma, seeing as how bad things happen to good people, people like Kobe get away with rape etc...

but it is strange how in this season, Duncan was hit in a way that should've blown out his knee, yet is still hustling and balling with little fanfare. Yet Kobe blows out his achilles on a game that was a total travesty.

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[HI-FI]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

I'm surprised you can still type after punching Kate's face in following Kirby's injury.

[redzero]

I guess Katherine's getting the ol' pillowcase full of soap again tonight.

Just like in 'Nam, right, Dale?

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I'm surprised you can still type after punching Kate's face in following Kirby's injury.

How bout your mom, HI, she have a nice ass? Big, hairy bush? Ya ever look when she isn't looking? Seriously, have you?

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I guess Katherine's getting the ol' pillowcase full of soap again tonight.

Just like in 'Nam, right, Dale?

Just like shaved pussy.

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How bout your mom, HI, she have a nice ass? Big, hairy bush? Ya ever look when she isn't looking? Seriously, have you?

You know damn good & well when they won't answer, they've looked.

muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Usually I don't give props to s under 5 feet tall.... but a can make an exception here. Mad ups lil DPG

[HI-FI]

You know damn good & well when they won't answer, they've looked.

muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

enjoy irrelevancy Dale.

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enjoy irrelevancy Dale.

Just tell it, HI....once upon a time...

lmfao! I got ya, daddy. You looked. Probably still look. , your mom probably knows your looking and is shootin' ya the beaver.

The beav.

[midnightpulp]

Bump for the morning crowd.

[Koolaid_Man]

On March 10th of the Year of Our Lord 2011, DPG made a 500.00 bet with Koolaid_Man, a well known Lakers homer and welfare recipient, that the Miami Heat would beat the Los Angeles Lakers, the reigning defending champions and odds on favorite to once again win the O'Brien.

The Heat would go on to win the game. However, in a not-so-shocking turn of events, Koolaid_Man welched on the bet and proceeded to insult, mock, and laugh at DPG for days on end, bragging about how he "paid DPG right up his ass."

At the time, I was corresponding with DPG via PM and asked him why he would wager with such an unreliable character. He told me that is precisely why he made the bet. He knew all along that Kool would welch, an event he hoped would curse the Lakers for the foreseeable future. See, DPG is a firm believer in Karma and he counted on Koolaid_Man's actions punishing the Lakers via proxy, since punishing the Lakers also punishes Koolaid_Man.

Not being a believer in the supernatural, I was skeptical. Then the Lakers got completely obliterated by the Dallas Mavericks. Maybe there was something to the concept of Karma after all.

Then the Lakers hire Mike Brown. And now I'm 75% convinced that there are forces we can't explain engineering events beneath the fabric of the observable universe.

Then the Lakers lose in embarrassing fashion to the Thunder, punctuated by two Kobe chokejobs. Yeah, Karma is looking pretty real now.

The Lakers respond to the disappointment of the 2012 season by reloading with one of the most stacked rosters in NBA history. Lakers fans got their swagger back. Haters are foaming at the mouth. Number 17 is surely on its way and nothing short of serious injuries to their best players can stop them, right?

And injuries to their best players is exactly what happened. Not just one or even two. Their top 4 players have all suffered moderate to severe to now season ending injuries. The Lakers' injury woes are so improbable that even Blazer fans are feeling mild sympathy. No one saw it coming. The Lakers were poised to once again visit their evil reign upon the league and those injuries were like a Deus Ex Machina right out of a Greek Tragedy, especially Kobe's torn Achilles, which in this case is more than symbolically appropriate.

The Gods did indeed descend from the Heavens and make everything right.

And it was DPG who got their asses off Olympus and down here with us mortals to punish the wicked and serve justice to the righteous.

^so has DPG given you the yet? if not he should consider it..it seems based on your post you guys have a very private (PM) yet solid relationship behind the scenes...over 2yrs later and you're still taking up for your man...that's dedication

[Latarian Milton]

DPG just hit the bulls eye with a blind shot, which was total horse fluke imho. dude was horribly wrong about them mavs that year and even though he surely deserves credit for pwning the long time homer & welfare recipient like a macaque, them mavs screwing the lakers was more owed to the excellent reverse-jinxing job mono did imho.

[midnightpulp]

^so has DPG given you the yet? if not he should consider it..it seems based on your post you guys have a very private (PM) yet solid relationship behind the scenes...over 2yrs later and you're still taking up for your man...that's dedication

You should've paid.

Since you welched:

Sweep

Mike Brown

Durant drilling a 3 in Peace's grill

Mike D'Antoni

Torn Achilles


Karma paid you right up the ass.

[Koolaid_Man]

You should've paid.

Since you welched:

Sweep

Mike Brown

Durant drilling a 3 in Peace's grill

Mike D'Antoni

Torn Achilles


Karma paid you right up the ass.

^ if 5>4 is Karma... me all day please

[midnightpulp]

^ if 5>4 is Karma... me all day please

5 happened before you welched. And even still, Kobe still trails the all important Finals MVP count. And now that his ankle resembles Cully's limp , he's got zero chance of ever tying it.

You got ed.

Should've paid.

[Koolaid_Man]

5 happened before you welched. And even still, Kobe still trails the all important Finals MVP count. And now that his ankle resembles Cully's limp , he's got zero chance of ever tying it.

You got ed.

Should've paid.

You can have MVP count it's not earned it's awarded the le is earned therefore:

Kobe 5
TOSB 4

Squares everything with me a this time...It's all I ever cared about that Kobe finished ahead of Duncan in NBA LES...you can have MVP awards...Nash has 2 big deal

[Koolaid_Man]

5 happened before you welched. And even still, Kobe still trails the all important Finals MVP count. And now that his ankle resembles Cully's limp , he's got zero chance of ever tying it.

You got ed.

Should've paid.

ohhh you didn't answer my question..Has DPG given you the yet....he may need a booster seat to reach your bung hole and when he does reach it I'm sure it will be like being lost in space....

[midnightpulp]

You can have MVP count it's not earned it's awarded the le is earned therefore:

Kobe 5
TOSB 4

Squares everything with me a this time...It's all I ever cared about that Kobe finished ahead of Duncan in NBA LES...you can have MVP awards...Nash has 2 big deal

Not Finals MVPs.

Robert Horry has 7 les. Big deal. 24 players have 5 or more rings.

Only Jordan, Magic, Shaq, and Duncan have 3 or more Finals MVPs.

Duncan belongs to the more exclusive club