My penis is too big, tbh..

[Budkin]

First Kool now HH. Damn I missed the good again

[DarrinS]

Just date tall women with man hands

[Expert]

In remote parts of the world men with abnormally large appendages are known to fellate one another out of respect. Some of these men compare their sausages to the backstraps of the cape buffalo, meaty and filled with sinew, haughty and hot to the touch. It's said that one legendary tribesman from the darkest regions of the jungle carried his length around in a sling, like he was hauling a dead giant squid. It's said that he died of blood loss just because he became abnormally erect one day.

[silverblk mystix]

If it is too big - you should spit it out - cos' it aint yours...

[Avante]

Back in the day I was at a party, everyone was getting high and drinking. While sitting on the couch cruising with a buzz I noticed a poster (70 or so) of an African warrior, there he stood in that elaborate head dress, a giant shield and a spear, and this long knife, as I looked a little closer I realized that knife was actually his penis, he had it tied in a knot and it still was almost to his knees.

His penis was to big.

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The African Karamojong tribe from North Eastern Uganda have been known to employ similar penis stretching techniques. From early youth they hang ever increasing numbers of circular stone disks from the end of their penises, and over the course of a number of years they can achieve penis lengths comparable to the Indian Sadhus. In order to better manage their rather monumental and impractical appendages, the Karamojong then tie their penises in knots."

"Beginning at puberty, men of the Karamojong tribe of northeastern Uganda begin the long, arduous process of ritualistic penis stretching. A boy will hang a circular stone disk from the tip of his penis, adding more disks as he becomes accustomed to the weight (and the pain!). By the time the boy has reached his teenage years, he may carry up to 20 pounds on his penis, which by this time can measure 18 inches or more in length. To avoid sitting on the elongated appendage, the men will often tie their penises into knots and tuck them away.

[mojorizen7]

Anybody ever work in a hardware store,have an attractive woman walk up to you and ask..."I'm looking for some caulk."

I almost lost my job that day.