OT: Went to a white church today....

[spurraider21]

I've been meaning to ask TDM, what kind of religion do you practice? Or are you just some other human being that thinks we were created from space dust?

Your invisible friend ftw

if you're going to mock people's beliefs or lack thereof, you'll set yourself up for the same. Glass house, and whatnot

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

this guy King Nupe must be trolling

[Trill Clinton]

white church is notorious for you getting out on time. white church is also known for feeding their congregation after the service. another plus is they don't have a strict dress code. i've seen cac's walk in wearing ripped jeans and chancletas. my only gripe is the singing. its so monotone and boring.

[baseline bum]

The new pope carried a message from god himself that atheists can also get saved if they "do good" during their lifetime, so you don't need to give your pastor's ferrari fund anymore, you can give to real charity

I get access to made up fantasy land after I survive my death?

Thank you Mexican Ppe Class

[LoneStarState'sPride]

White churches>>>>>>black churches, tbh

And I'm black.

[baseline bum]

White churches>>>>>>black churches, tbh

And I'm black.

Lots of horny old cracker es trying to get the pipe?

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Lots of horny old cracker es trying to get the pipe?

[DeadlyDynasty]

There was some hot, impressionable high school girls at church last time I went

[LoneStarState'sPride]

There was some hot, impressionable high school girls at church last time I went

That's why I always laughed at young guys who said they never went to church. You don't even have to try to run game to get es half the time

[King Nupe]

That's why I always laughed at young guys who said they never went to church. You don't even have to try to run game to get es half the time

Yeah, church chicks are easy to get, and they don't talk as much.

[Crookshanks]

White church doesn't last as long because the preacher doesn't feel the need to repeat every sentence 3 or 4 times! Can I get an amen, I said can I get an amen!

[LoneStarState'sPride]

White church doesn't last as long because the preacher doesn't feel the need to repeat every sentence 3 or 4 times! Can I get an amen, I said can I get an amen!

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

weeeelllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

[DeadlyDynasty]

White church doesn't last as long because the preacher doesn't feel the need to repeat every sentence 3 or 4 times! Can I get an amen, I said can I get an amen!

lol Crookshanks...u just couldn't help showing your true colors, amirite?

[Crookshanks]

lol Crookshanks...u just couldn't help showing your true colors, amirite?

What true colors? I just told the truth! Black preachers repeat almost every sentence over and over, plus the worship service (music) also lasts much longer because of their style of music. One is not better than the other, it just depends on your personal preference.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

What true colors? I just told the truth! Black preachers repeat almost every sentence over and over, plus the worship service (music) also lasts much longer because of their style of music. One is not better than the other, it just depends on your personal preference.

at a black church, the song ends when the musicians get tired

[DeadlyDynasty]

What true colors? I just told the truth! Black preachers repeat almost every sentence over and over, plus the worship service (music) also lasts much longer because of their style of music. One is not better than the other, it just depends on your personal preference.

Testify!