Being a big would suck. Being that big and having to run that much would be very tiring. And getting the beat out of you all game and setting screens for ball-hogs who yell at you when you can't catch a bullet pass thrown to your ankles? No thanks. Though you'd get paid more money than the guards if you're any good.

I'd want to be a 3-pt specialist who sucks at defense, like Korver.