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If Howard shuts up and learns to be a good teammate there's a chance he will be better in Houston but I don't see that happening.
Those best moments were great!! HAHA
Coming soon...Le Begging
If Howard shuts up and learns to be a good teammate there's a chance he will be better in Houston but I don't see that happening.
He was a good teammate in Orlando
Yes when he was the only guy tbh. Good teammates can adapt and defer or step up when necessary. He never learned to share power.
Nash is a statue on defense, so it takes one to know one I suppose.thats all that matters. talkin bout a statue
this is my favorite tweet ever
Not a bad bit. Dwight's just lucky Ricky Gervais wasn't the host
he was in LA too, only problem, his team sucked.
Why would anyone watch the ESPYs?
Meh. Howard deserves to be clowned upon but as far as humor goes it barely got a chuckle. The first joke was ok, but nothing special. The "highlight reel but we don't have any highlights" gag is already pretty well worn and was executed poorly on top of that. It works better if you actually go to the video tape and let that show how few highlights there were. Keep it super short, maybe even keep it from showing anything that actually happened in the course of play, set it to music so that your audience gets an auditory tweak as well as visual from the sudden halt a few seconds into it. I picture something that's maybe 3 or 4 seconds long. A sequence showing Howard hugging someone like Lebron pregame, then one of him helping a teammate off the floor, hitting a single free throw, heading to the bench, and a final slow motion spot of Howard flexing or otherwise goofing off during a time when the Lakers were down double digits (with the score visible on the screen somehow). All set to the Superman theme, which would barely through the first few notes of its sluggish opening.
"Let's see, what else happened this year? Well there was the Dwight Howard business of course....(audience boos). Look I know he's not the most popular chap in these parts so I thought I'd do my part to help rehab his image. If you look past what was and wasn't happening on the court and get to know him he's first and foremost a family man. Or more accurately a number of families' man. The man's got something like six children by five different women. He's so fertile that Timothy McVeigh could have used Dwight Howard's semen and totally flattened that courthouse in Oklahoma. (audience boos very loudly) Too soon?Not a bad bit. Dwight's just lucky Ricky Gervais wasn't the host
I just don't think enough people understand what an accomplishment that is. I know not all of you took biology in college. And the rest of you were probably on scholarship so you don't know who took it for you. (a few barely audible boos from the four athletes in the room that understood they were being insulted) I'm no science teacher but let I'll do my best to explain. You know, Shawn Kemp was supposed to be here tonight to help me out with this part of the presentation but he couldn't find a sitter. Getting a lady pregnant involves hitting a teeny tiny cell inside of her with an even teenier, tinier cell from a man which has to travel the equivalent of something like 40 miles if you scaled it all up to human size. And people say this guy doesn't have any range? You can debate pick and rolls vs. triangles for the guy all you want but it's obvious to me the biggest change he needs to make on offense is shooting his free throws with his ."
The clowning comes when he returns to play at Staples.
The Clown Gets Clowned
D-Wade laughed a little too hard there
Who is the hottie at 28 seconds?
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