Amateur: Most pathetic...

[Venti Quattro]

What about being the greatest nation on earth and losing to the Vietcong? Where would you put that ?

Write-offs tbh. Murca never loses.

[Brazil]

I didn't write this, but, found it this morning and thought it pertinent:::


[[[Over a period of several decades, the American populace has been brainwashed and manipulated by the insidious puppet masters of society.
Americans are told who to hate, who to fight, when to die and who/what to die for. The average citizen has no idea of self;
his/her ego manifests as a replication of a pre-determined mindset and at ude that has been effectively programmed by outside
forces over a lifetime of exposure to media, peer pressure and authoritarian intimidation, effectively re ing self-determination and independent thought.]]]

Thats a solid comment indeed

[Chief Brody]

What about being the greatest nation on earth and losing to the Vietcong? Where would you put that ?

Another French mess that was too difficult (and pointless) to clean up

[Venti Quattro]

Another French mess that was too difficult (and pointless) to clean up

Vietnam
French Indochina
France

[ezau]

What's more pathetic?


Jim sharing a house with his butt buddy and his wife for 2 years?

Jim buying his lover a house?

Jim buying a gym to the broke ass be@ner stripper that is balls deep in his wife?

Jim getting cucked for 3 years?

Jim choking in the Finals?

Or Jim enjoying mushroom tips up his butt and finally coming out of the closet after spending so many years on the down low?

It took only Jim Buss one year to destroy a franchise his dead dad built for decades. Amazing

[ezau]

Amy's betrayal. There was a time when they sat across from one another & sealed that pact.

I smell skunk.

[ezau]

Magic is still more than both Tim and J. Collins combined.
AIDS
HIV positive
son

[Rogue]

Laker fan spamming the forum? more like a Laker fan AND a Clipper fan co-doing this imho

[Chief Brody]

AIDS and HIV are two completely different things (this information is hidden in books).

Magic was too good for HIV, has since become an extremely successful businessman, and just turned around the Dodgers franchise. The man can turn HIV into gold

Duncan, meanwhile, has been cucked, ed and will soon be out of the muscle car business once his customers realize the irony of it.

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AIDS and HIV are two completely different things (this information is hidden in books).

Would you kindly expound upon that, Chief Brody?

[ezau]

AIDS and HIV are two completely different things (this information is hidden in books).

Magic was too good for HIV, has since become an extremely successful businessman, and just turned around the Dodgers franchise. The man can turn HIV into gold

Duncan, meanwhile, has been cucked, ed and will soon be out of the muscle car business once his customers realize the irony of it.

Regardless, Magic is the only NBA player to be diagnosed with HIV. He probably ed a million monkeys while playing for the Lakers. HIV made him quit because players don't want to play alongside a sick man.

[Chief Brody]

Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) is just that, a virus--well, technically a retrovirus. It's the virus that can eventually precipitate Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) if left untreated, but it's largely asymptomatic and can remain dormant for years while gobbling up your T-Cells. Back in the early days of HIV/AIDS--when it was almost exclusively a sexual disease--the 2 main symptoms you would find were PCP (a severely aggressive double pneumonia) and Kaposi's Sarcoma (the classic AIDS lesions). They caught it in Magic early on and he was put on several Anti-retroviral med tails to keep the HIV from progressing to AIDS. It wasn't till 3-4 years after the Outbreak that they actually isolated and found the HIV Virus (there you go, Brazil--your country finally did something right).

I apologize for the convoluted response, but that's the Cliff Notes version. It was originally called GRID (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency)

[Chief Brody]

Regardless, Magic is the only NBA player to be diagnosed with HIV. He probably ed a million monkeys while playing for the Lakers. HIV made him quit because players don't want to play alongside a sick man.

His career was abbreviated and he still has more rings than Duncan

[Chief Brody]

Oh, and I'm no boutons when it comes to conspiracy theories, but there's no doubt in my mind that HIV was a byproduct of the Polio Campaigns in the 50's. The doctor responsible for it all died just a couple months ago.

[ezau]

His career was abbreviated and he still has more rings than Duncan

Yeah, he actually took a couple of rings against the Celtics

[HI-FI]

Yeah, he actually took a couple of rings against the Celtics

that dude ain't a Celtics fan....unless they are frontrunners, then DD will find a way, Lord have mercy.

but it's good to see he's using his Bringing out the Dead lifestyle to sound like a doctor. good stuff.

[Venti Quattro]

but it's good to see he's using his Bringing out the Dead lifestyle to sound like a doctor. good stuff.

Sadly he can't bring ezau's wife back to life

[HI-FI]

What about being the greatest nation on earth and losing to the Vietcong? Where would you put that ?

well it gave us this song, so i'd say it was a success

[ezau]

Sadly he can't bring ezau's wife back to life

Yeah, too bad

[LkrFan]

It baffles me how Tim Duncan would marry a woman if he is not attracted to females. Peer pressure by Robinson?

Well, I wouldn't call it peer pressure, butt they always had each others backside:

[Rogue]

Magic's weight must've helped him combat HIV, besides the tail therapy. Dude's been living with that for well more than 20yrs and he's still virile as , it's beyond the capability of tail to maintain his health so well tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Magic's weight must've helped him combat HIV, besides the tail therapy. Dude's been living with that for well more than 20yrs and he's still virile as , it's beyond the capability of tail to maintain his health so well tbh.

KFC hot n contained that disease from spreading

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Going back to the topic of the OP, it's clearly the Lakers begging Dwight to stay. Lakers fan was looking at a long, ugly summer after The Begging failed. What can they troll GNSF with around here? You can go ring smack but that's been stale for a while now. Scoreboard for this season isn't really fertile trolling ground after SA swept them in the first. Even with how bad they squandered an opportunity to ring again it's at best a stalemate for even the best troll to work with, and the immediate future isn't looking like anything they can crow over either. So when they finally found something they think gives them an angle of attack they're hitting it with everything they've got, and I'm proud of them for it. They are achieving their full potential, maybe even rising above it. And someday they will look back on this as the best days of their life, rather than looking back on it with regret over not seizing the chance they had.

Now the Lakers on the other hand...to see a franchise so steeped in greatness brought so low, so quick. Wow. Used to be that just hearing the name immediately brought to mind a seemingly endless list of greats. Shaq, Magic, Wilt, Mikan, West, Worthy, Gasol, Divac, Malone, Fisher, Fox, Horry, Payton, Harper and on and on and on. Then Dwight reduced them to a used up hooker who fell for a john, knowing he was her last shot to get off the streets and for a moment she really thought he would. Dwight just got up, left his 30 mil on the dresser, and left them crying into their pillow. Poor Lakers.

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Going back to the topic of the OP, it's clearly the Lakers begging Dwight to stay. Lakers fan was looking at a long, ugly summer after The Begging failed. What can they troll GNSF with around here? You can go ring smack but that's been stale for a while now. Scoreboard for this season isn't really fertile trolling ground after SA swept them in the first. Even with how bad they squandered an opportunity to ring again it's at best a stalemate for even the best troll to work with, and the immediate future isn't looking like anything they can crow over either. So when they finally found something they think gives them an angle of attack they're hitting it with everything they've got, and I'm proud of them for it. They are achieving their full potential, maybe even rising above it. And someday they will look back on this as the best days of their life, rather than looking back on it with regret over not seizing the chance they had.

Now the Lakers on the other hand...to see a franchise so steeped in greatness brought so low, so quick. Wow. Used to be that just hearing the name immediately brought to mind a seemingly endless list of greats. Shaq, Magic, Wilt, Mikan, West, Worthy, Gasol, Divac, Malone, Fisher, Fox, Horry, Payton, Harper and on and on and on. Then Dwight reduced them to a used up hooker who fell for a john, knowing he was her last shot to get off the streets and for a moment she really thought he would. Dwight just got up, left his 30 mil on the dresser, and left them crying into their pillow. Poor Lakers.

Boiled down:::6

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And if you boiled down the piss that Dwight R-Kellied the Lakers with you'd get ammonia, a useful antiseptic. Stack that up against however many takes you've soiled this board with from which I don't think I've ever derived anything of value.

Contents of a human bladder>>>>> Thread.