My Biggest Gripe / Complaint About Black Women

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

More of a Go Fish man myself.

[mrsmaalox]

It is pretty brave of me. I think my bravery should be celebrated. Perhaps even rewarded. Cash would be preferred, but in a pinch a trophy or sash would suffice.

Oh no, there is no feeling on earth compared to the moment someone places a crown upon your head----now THAT is a celebration!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And mess up this good hair day I'm having?

[Sportcamper]

More of a Go Fish man myself.

+1...

[DMC]

I'm prejudice (shocker, I know) and don't have jungle fever, but black women really do suffer from tranny face when they hit 30. It's just one of those inexplicable biological phenomenons

I just can't imagine waking up around 2am, rolling over and seeing a pair of eyes and some teeth looking back at me, or walking into the bathroom at night and accidentally sitting in her lap as she's taking a piss in the dark, or maybe my arm brushing against that brillo pad on her head and waking me up to the thought that I might be sleeping with a gorilla, or perhaps her nostrils flare so wide when she breathes at night that the oily light reflection from them causes me to imagine I'm in the movie "The Ring" and I'm trapped in a well, or perhaps there's an abundance of banana peels next to the bed for some odd reason and I slip on one and hit my head, and she's there trying to soothe me and I feel like the kitten being nursed by the gorilla.

[Chief Brody]

...DMC you aging drunk--Welcome back

[HI-FI]

I don't know what it is but black people have a certain odor to them and I can't imagine what the smell is down there. That's really the reason why I never pursued a black woman.

i've only been with two black women, asses that were off the charts, so i'll probably look for some more brown sugar in the future.....that being said, there was a distinct odor. not sure if it's dietary or perhaps they have more testosterone.

I just can't imagine waking up around 2am, rolling over and seeing a pair of eyes and some teeth looking back at me, or walking into the bathroom at night and accidentally sitting in her lap as she's taking a piss in the dark, or maybe my arm brushing against that brillo pad on her head and waking me up to the thought that I might be sleeping with a gorilla, or perhaps her nostrils flare so wide when she breathes at night that the oily light reflection from them causes me to imagine I'm in the movie "The Ring" and I'm trapped in a well, or perhaps there's an abundance of banana peels next to the bed for some odd reason and I slip on one and hit my head, and she's there trying to soothe me and I feel like the kitten being nursed by the gorilla.

DMC is starting to post again.

[ohmwrecker]

DMC is starting to post again.

Really breaking new ground there too. brillo pads and banana peels cutting edge stuff.

[DMC]

Mostly it's the dirty stains on the whites of her eyes though, that "I'm unclean" look she has because of it. Her iris is not brown, not black, just an uninteresting jungle camo color that reminds me of looking a Chow in the face, and you know there's really nothing behind them.

[The Reckoning]

More of a Go Fish man myself.

hot damn there's a movie idea right there

[mojorizen7]

Actually the stinkiest women by far Ive been with are white girls. Its like they think since they are white and privileged they dont have to scrub their ass and kittens.

I've gotta side with this.
Never ed a black woman but between white women and latinas,those particular ladies who had a strong smell(some women just do regardless of hygiene)...the latinas had a smell that was more intoxicating vs the white women who were just plain funky.
IMO

[DMC]

Actually the stinkiest women by far Ive been with are white girls. Its like they think since they are white and privileged they dont have to scrub their ass and kittens.

Well yeah, any white girl who s a baboon is going to be a trashy anyhow. That's a given.

[DMC]

I've gotta side with this.
Never ed a black woman but between white women and latinas,those particular ladies who had a strong smell(some women just do regardless of hygiene)...the latinas had a smell that was more intoxicating vs the white women who were just plain funky.
IMO

So the yeast had brewed into a fine alcoholic paste?