Hector...this baby is yours preemo
"now thats a y tamale"
Un burro sabe mas que tu
"You better f$ck me or someone else will"-my current girlfreind when i couldnt get it up
"Move over Jose, Pablo, Pepe, Jorge and Chuy. I has to get some sleeps so i can ehfind some work in the mornings."
"Puch me like a lawnmower, Jose!"
wife...Did you council the car insurance now that we have a insurance card?
lolz
I still owe you a PM..don't worry it's coming sexy
haha, aight man. be easyI still owe you a PM..don't worry it's coming sexy
"Is it in yet?" (Disclaimer: Can apply to any ethnicity.)
I'm just kidding.
"Im only with my white husband for the money."
jew beher spec me Carnasion! I no take jer bullchit no mores!!!!
"Beat that Mexican pussy up like Floyd "
this thread has mega potential
things mexican men here in bed that others don't? the rumbling sound of beans rolling around their own stomachs and bowels?
3am:
"ayyy primo the familia is callin needin a coyote"
5am:
"ayyy primo there's a severe storm hitting the costa. see if you can get some copper wire from the downed lines to sell to tio."
7am:
"ayyy primo make sure to take our trash out first before you pick up the barrio's for work."
midnight:
"ayyy primo...dios mio! i see our lady de guadalupe in your bush!"
Last edited by The Reckoning; 09-18-2013 at 02:51 PM.
She's easily my least favorite lady on The View.
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