Lonely Racist Has An Ugly Guitar.

[ohmwrecker]

I've got one in my garage but I'd have to scan it and set up a Photobucket account.

I'll wait.

[cantthinkofanything]

here's a racist Les Paul Telecaster bass

[ohmwrecker]

here's a racist Les Paul Telecaster bass

It's none of those things. It is ugly though.

[ohmwrecker]

Did you get that from Avante's collection?

[silverblk mystix]

This is old news...this guy was ridiculed all over the internet a couple of years ago.

His first claim was that he was better than SRV, Jimi, etc.... and he caught for awhile until he faded into obscurity...

I see he cut his hair though and toned down the "SRV fashion" a lot...lol.

[ohmwrecker]

The offering $1500 to someone who can find him a girlfriend thing is pretty recent though.

[cantthinkofanything]

The offering $1500 to someone who can find him a girlfriend thing is pretty recent though.

are you thinking of offering Avante?

[TeyshaBlue]

This is old news...this guy was ridiculed all over the internet a couple of years ago.

His first claim was that he was better than SRV, Jimi, etc.... and he caught for awhile until he faded into obscurity...

I see he cut his hair though and toned down the "SRV fashion" a lot...lol.

The "Esteban" of Tx Blues/Rock no doubt.

[ohmwrecker]

are you thinking of offering Avante?

I think it would be a good match. They have a lot in common.

[Avante]

I'm already familiar with him actually have him in a mix tape with...

Josh Porter
Hans Thessnik
Harry Manx
Mark Collie
Slaid Cleaves
Shawn Mullins


and this guy...

[ohmwrecker]

That is not surprising in the least.

[Avante]

That is not surprising in the least.

You familiar with Kelly Joe Phelps?

[ohmwrecker]

I know who he is . . . not my cup of tea though.

[ohmwrecker]

[Avante]

I know who he is . . . not my cup of tea though.

So it's pushin' 3am you're heading south on some country road in West Texas, she's waiting. You got a nice buzz going, what's on the stereo?

[ohmwrecker]

So it's pushin' 3am you're heading south on some country road in West Texas, she's waiting. You got a nice buzz going, what's on the stereo?

Probably some soul . . . depends on my mood.

[ChumpDumper]

So it's pushin' 3am you're heading south on some country road in West Texas, she's waiting. You got a nice buzz going, what's on the stereo?

I don't drive drunk like you do.

[Avante]

Probably some soul . . . depends on my mood.

Yep and yep, it really is all about the mood. That's why rap/punk could never work for me now that I'm grown, as some kid ...maybe.

[Avante]

I don't drive drunk like you do.

Who gives a what you do?

[ChumpDumper]

Who gives a what you do?

You do. You ask me about it all the time, dummy.

And mind your language.

[ohmwrecker]

Yep and yep, it really is all about the mood. That's why rap/punk could never work for me now that I'm grown, as some kid ...maybe.

It's pretty cool that not everyone behaves by your standard isn't it?

[Avante]

It's pretty cool that not everyone behaves by your standard isn't it?

It's not about standards it's about knowing what's junk.

[ohmwrecker]

It's not about standards it's about knowing what's junk.

Your opinion doesn't mean anything to anyone but you.

[Avante]

Your opinion doesn't mean anything to anyone but you.

When I meet up with somebody who can talk The Crows, Ben Covington, Tony Allen, Justice, Cousin Emma, Blind Willie Walker, Tarter & Gay, Hazel ens, Roscoe Holcombe, Woody Guthrie, Buddy Holly...I'm listening.

[ohmwrecker]

When I meet up with somebody who can talk The Crows, Ben Covington, Tony Allen, Justice, Cousin Emma, Blind Willie Walker, Tarter & Gay, Hazel ens, Roscoe Holcombe, Woody Guthrie, Buddy Holly...I'm listening.

I take it you think I "don't know who any of those are" . . . If that's so, why bother asking me the question in the first place?