North Texas will pin UTSA to the ground and them in the ass while stuffing a burrito in their mouths.
North Texas will pin UTSA to the ground and them in the ass while stuffing a burrito in their mouths.
8. Only thing he enjoys as much as watching his Longhorns? Engaging FkLA.
Should be a good game. I'll be there tbh.![]()
9. He made a New Years resolution to stay away from FkLA. He broke it after a couple of days.
btw, the lmao was directed at the back and forth between Bene/FkLA
10. His Longhorns are locked up in a tight one in Morgantown, yet he claims he engages FkLA out of boredom. He's a liar on top of being dumb and racist.
What the did you just ing say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re ing dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re ing dead, gringo.
11. He thinks that big wall of text oughta show FkLA.
Why are you running me down to all of your Chicago friends? I mean I invited you into my home. I'll admit I did get a little pissed when I caught you pouring out my 200 year old scotch that you didn't even ask if you could have some. I know you thought I had my back turned. But this is the goddamn south boy. You don't pour out a mans liquior round these parts a live to tell about it. My friend and I "you know who I'm talking about" laid out a big ass pile fo ya in which your ing beaner ass sneezed on, spoofing 2 and a 1/2 g'z all over the floor. At this point I was at my breaking point. You have no idea how bad I wanted to guacamole your beaner ass. Then when your beaner ass decided you didn't wanna waste anymore of my 200 year old scotch. You switched to my wife's beer. You had 3 or 4 of them before I noticed without asking. That pissed everyone off like fish in the microwave. Not to mention you still had 2 of your cheap ass Modelo's in my fridge. I guess you didn't want to drink that cheap ass beaner lager when there was better in the fridge that you could spange off hard working Americans. Jus saying you should be thanking your lucky stars that you even left here that night.
One other thing you spanging ing illegal. What is your siesta hours? I know how sorry your kind is so ing sorry that you just want to live off our government. Personally I think you need to take your mooching coke sneezing scotch pouring out beer stealing ass back to ole mehico.
Last edited by benefactor; 11-09-2013 at 11:15 PM.
Hopefully our running backs will be healthy by then.
Should be the start of a nice rivalry.
12. He thinks the second wall of text is showing FkLA some more.
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