Lakers: :LMAO Kobe..

[Leetonidas]

Lakers are back in the hunt!

[NRHector]

The coach asked Kobe to play PG and pass the ball and he breaks his leg

[StrengthAndHonor]

8 million a game.

If it's any consolation to Laker fans, it's $5 million not 8.

[StrengthAndHonor]

broken down
going out with a 2-4 record and sabotaging the team
embarrassing exits in his last 2 playoffs appearances
still can't win without Phil and Fish leading the team
nobody wants to play with Kobe
Dwight saying nobody wants to play with Kobe
has never been able to adjust his game
legacy progressively going downhill in the new era of media that actually analyzes information
Vanessa calls the shots
hideous daughters that look like they were spawned from Gorilla semen
6'6 with tiny hands =
inspired by Dad Killer on the court, and Sammy "the Bull" Gravano off the court
he jerked off when she left

This is a treasure chest

[Leetonidas]

The coach asked Kobe to play PG and pass the ball and he breaks his leg

passing the ball actually killing Kobe

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If it's any consolation to Laker fans, it's $5 million not 8.

$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic

[StrengthAndHonor]

$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic

He's getting paid $30 million this season in which he played 6 games.

Do the math genius.

[jeebus]

$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic

actually he's getting paid $30 million this year so that along with the $48 million extension for a total $78 million.

that equals out to $13 million per game since Kirby signed his extension

[RsxPiimp]

DOK's math ftl

[RsxPiimp]

that was gold

[Leetonidas]

still doesn't matter because TOSB is getting paid for nothing

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

He's getting paid $30 million this season in which he played 6 games.

Do the math genius.

the post was clearly referencing the $48M extension he signed
butthurt Kobefan

it was only $5M a game
great ing bargain

[Bill_Brasky]

DOK's math ftl

criticizing anyone's math when you're a ing zipperhead who couldn't make higher than a C in college algebra for 's sake

[jeebus]

lakerfan begging for any sort of deflection material

[StrengthAndHonor]

the post was clearly referencing the $48M extension he signed
butthurt Kobefan

it was only $5M a game
great ing bargain

Its not a big deal, I was just trying to correct you bro.

[Mugen]

[LkrFan]

Lakers are back in the hunt!

Classhle!

[baseline bum]

actually he's getting paid $30 million this year so that along with the $48 million extension for a total $78 million.

that equals out to $13 million per game since Kirby signed his extension

Didn't want to count the $30M though since
(1) That was already a sunk cost
(2) It was signed in the Good Buss era back when Kobe was a quality player

But Fredo giving him $48M

[Juggity]

Medvedenko salty as , damn.

[DMC]

criticizing anyone's math when you're a ing zipperhead who couldn't make higher than a C in college algebra for 's sake

With a tutor

[DMC]

Lakers
Dr. Buss's memory pissed on by his son
Dr. Buss's rotting corpse turning in his grave
nepotism killing the present and future of the Lakers
48 million for a broken down cancer
one of the worst rosters in the NBA
fans having to hype Jordan Hill, Swaggy P and Xavier Henry
Al-Quobe
still making excuses
blame everybody but Kob'
Kobe wouldn't look at them if they were on fire in front of him
Magic Johnson going out with Aids
Kobe going out with a 2-4 record and broken down knees
Dr. Buss dying while having to suffer through the most disappointing season in NBA history
nobody wants to play for the Lakers anymore
Clippers taking over
Magic Johnson's son
Begging
TheReturn
Medvedenko
highlights
still posts here
Bynumite and whitemamba
arguably the tiest posters in ST history
namlook
ignore this thread
Deuce Bigalow

#Blessed
God Sanctions Rape
Blake Killer

[Rogue]

$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic

excellent math, thanks. it doesn't look too bad though. Kobe's a world famous star and he only gets paid 8m for each game, and the length of each game is pretty close to that of a movie. Therefore, 8m a game sounds just the right price for him when most hollywood actors (of similar popularity caliber) earn more than that figure for each film imho.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

With a tutor

after failing it the first time

[monosylab1k]

tbh if the Lakers insist on playing an old with no athleticism and a brittle body, this guy looks pretty good.

[ezau]

Hey HH, nice post. Keep it up! Good luck to the Spurs this year. Kudos to your team on having a great record with awesome players, coaching staff and system.

Boiled down: doesn't matter, because if you're a TRUE spur fan (Last 15+years), you always know you'll still be in the SHADOW of the Lakers. It doesn't really matter what Kobe does or doesn't do anymore. It's been done already. Have fun making fun of injured players. Keep posting the way you do and get a few chuckles out of the rabble here on this board. You owe it to yourself.

There's so much saltiness