The 20 Worst Hipster Bands

[mrsmaalox]

Not an exclusive definition but any band with over five members, male and female, all white with beards and sundresses who yell "Hey!" a lot during their songs = hipster.

perfect!

I would also add they have 1 or more members whose sole job is to prance around and hit 2 sticks together.

[Soul_Patch]

Where the are The Shins on that list?

The Shins are a hipster fav? I was listening to them when I was a teenager (I am 36 now).

Joy Division hipster too? They were old when I was a kid...lol...

I have heard of two bands on that list, but couldnt tell you any songs from any of them.

I consider hipster anybody that is my age, but still dresses and acts like they are not. Mid thirties dudes who wear arcade fire shirts and skinny jeans with pencil mustaches and fedoras...or whatever...

[ColinB]

I thought a hipster was someone who doesn't like The Walking Dead.

[Seventyniner]

Woo-hoo 33 and not a bit hipster. I don't recognize any of these bands.
But then again, I like relaxed fit men's jeans, so this should come as no surprise

I feel ya. I had never even heard of any of these, no lie.

[redzero]

I thought a hipster was someone who doesn't like The Walking Dead.

Even Walking Dead fans don't like The Walking Dead.

[monosylab1k]

the resident hipsters all in here fiercely defending their non-hipsterdom. True sign of a hipster.

[monosylab1k]

The Shins are a hipster fav? I was listening to them when I was a teenager (I am 36 now).

You couldn't have made that sentence sound more hipster if you tried.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Hipster is such a stupid/misused term, anyway. I maintain hipsterism has more to do with why you like or don't like things than it does with what you like or don't like.

Considering how the bags from the Black Keys carry on, i would say they meet your definition to a tee.

[Trainwreck2100]

12. She and Him

[monosylab1k]

12. She and Him

tbh i don't know if zooey deschanel is a hipster goddess anymore, i think they moved on to aubrey plaza.

[Soul_Patch]

Lol. Im probably the furthest thing from hipster, im pretty much the unhipster...but yea, did sound pretty hipster. Maybe im cooler than I thought.

[Proxy]

Surprised Animal Collective and Sigur Ros aren't 1 and 2 tbh

[UZER]

The word hipster is thrown around way too much. Its unfair to hipsters.

[ginobili's bald spot]

The main thing I learned in this thread is that hipster is Mono's favorite word.

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

Arcade Fire is Richard Jefferson's favorite band, so that must mean whoever listens to them is not only a hipster, but gay as well.