Time Machine

[cantthinkofanything]

Amazing!

Don't listen to him. I just went back and ed I.Hustle's mom so he's not even the person you're talking to.

[xmas1997]

Don't listen to him. I just went back and ed I.Hustle's mom so he's not even the person you're talking to.

The real question is, which Blake in which cubicle was he talking about. As Mouse says there are more than one, and that seems rather plausible considering all of Blakes posts are not consistent.

[cantthinkofanything]

The real question is, which Blake in which cubicle was he talking about. As Mouse says there are more than one, and that seems rather plausible considering all of Blakes posts are not consistent.

I'm sure he means the Blake with the jacked up pubic hair.

[xmas1997]

I'm sure he means the Blake with the jacked up pubic hair.

I wasn't aware of that one, thank God.

[cantthinkofanything]

I wasn't aware of that one, thank God.

The giveaway is the shaved eyebrows and semen on the KSwiss shoes.

[xmas1997]

The giveaway is the shaved eyebrows and semen on the KSwiss shoes.

But what about all the other Blakes?

[lil'mo]

Avante owns all yall

[Avante]

There's only one theoretically possible type of time machine which only allows you to travel to some future date but never the other way, otherwise there'd be no reason why we hadn't yet received any guests from the future. according to Einstein's general theory of relativity, the speed of time is in proportion to the gravity of a spacetime. the bigger the gravity the slower the time passes, so if we could artificially create such a spacetime then it'd probably become a gate to the future. it's like freezing up a human in liquid nitrogen and releasing him on a future day (like how John Spartan "traveled" to the future, in Demolition Man), only difference is such a time machine only freezes up the time not the human's body.

In sci fi/fantasy anything is possible, this was sci fi/fantasy, obviously.

[Avante]

I'd love to go back to before OP started posting here....

That's why every time I come up I end up with you humping my leg. I wouldn't read a threads of yours because you're obviously a moron so why do you bug me?

[Avante]

Why?
This thread is certainly a great deal more interesting than half the idiotic threads on this first page alone.
Or do you prefer idiocy and mediocrity?
I am no Avante supporter, but at least this thread has a bit of interesting thought behind it.

COOL~~~~

[Avante]

I think Avante is interesting…Obviously he has been around a long time…Nobody else here was around to watch “Our Miss Brooks” or cares what “Bullet Bobs” official time in the 100 was…I especially like his Aw yes it was 196-whatever I was a young lad seeing the world…. threads...
But my favorite thing about Avante is his reply's to criticism…Comedy Gold IMHO…
Listen up small fry!
Let me dumb it down for you!
You really that FN stupid!
That's why we all see you as a FN joke!
ONE MORE TIME DUMMY!
Why not try reading it, ok?
This is amazing, are you people simply blind or can't read?
You really couldn't see what was going on there, you really this dense?
Dude, you really this far gone?
I'll go really really REALLY slow, OK
Dude, you really are re ed aren't you?
Two pages in less than an hour, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Am I good or what?
You FN idiot I can't believe you even have internet access.

Come on great stuff!

COOL~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

All these boards have a handful of dumbass kids who get a nut talking while safely hidden away, it's real obvious who those are here. The one trait they all share other than being dumbass kids is none of them ever do anything themselves, ya ever notice that, all of them are low rent leeches and followers.

[xmas1997]

All these boards have a handful of dumbass kids who get a nut talking while safely hidden away, it's real obvious who those are here. The one trait they all share other than being dumbass kids is none of them ever do anything themselves, ya ever notice that, all of them are low rent leeches and followers.

I think you hit the nail squarely on the head.
Unfortunately the other older posters either are envious or scared to go against the young snot ass punk trolls lest they get trolled by them.
Only a few are willing to put them in their place, and actually have fun doing so.
Troll baiting is what I call it, and conditioned ignorance is what these young idiotic trolls are best known for, yet they are too stupid to realize it or they would stop.

[AussieFanKurt]

can you go back in time to see fictional events avante?

[Avante]

I think you hit the nail squarely on the head.
Unfortunately the other older posters either are envious or scared to go against the young snot ass punk trolls lest they get trolled by them.
Only a few are willing to put them in their place, and actually have fun doing so.
Troll baiting is what I call it, and conditioned ignorance is what these young idiotic trolls are best know for, yet they are too stupid to realize it or they would stop.

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!! You nailed it my man.

[Avante]

can you go back in time to see fictional events avante?

According to some I just did.

[xmas1997]

Avante, I will tell you straight off that I have nothing against you, some of your threads are very interesting to me, yet others are quite inane IMHO, but isn't that true for all of us?
The difference is I don't hold it against you simply because some of my threads are pretty inane too.
Some, like the many incarnations called Blake rarely start a thread. He is too scared to put his ass out there on the line, or is just too boring and unimaginative to come up with one.
But even so, I have nothing agaisnt all the Blakes too. And if he says something profound I'll be the first to complement him on it.
The same to a certain extent goes for Mrs. Maalox and Kookaid, I have nothing against them and would probably like them all in real life.
Johnsmith constantly jumps my ass on things but I have nothing against him either and like most of his posts.
Things have a way of rubbing people wrong when just words are solely used, I recognize that and keep it in mind.
Plus life is way too short to let something said or perceived to be adverse toward you to get you down and especially so on a virtual site that really doesn't exist in a concrete tangible way in real life.

[CuckingFunt]

Avante, I will tell you straight off that I have nothing against you, some of your threads are very interesting to me, yet others are quite inane IMHO, but isn't that true for all of us?
The difference is I don't hold it against you simply because some of my threads are pretty inane too.
Some, like the many incarnations called Blake rarely start a thread. He is too scared to put his ass out there on the line, or is just too boring and unimaginative to come up with one.
But even so, I have nothing agaisnt all the Blakes too. And if he says something profound I'll be the first to complement him on it.
The same to a certain extent goes for Mrs. Maalox and Kookaid, I have nothing against them and would probably like them all in real life.
Johnsmith constantly jumps my ass on things but I have nothing against him either and like most of his posts.
Things have a way of rubbing people wrong when just words are solely used, I recognize that and keep it in mind.
Plus life is way too short to let something said or perceived to be adverse toward you to get you down and especially so on a virtual site that really doesn't exist in a concrete tangible way in real life.

Good thing you don't take this place seriously.

[xmas1997]

Good thing you don't take this place seriously.

Yeah, isn't it though?
Discussion countered by trolling makes this the Troll Forum as well it is.

This place for the most part is so inanely funny in it's mediocrity that anyone who takes it seriously has to be part inane themselves.

[DJR210]

OP is STILL a got.

[xmas1997]

I'm not taking sides here, but don't you think you're being a bit harsh?
Were none of your threads inane?

[Avante]

Avante, I will tell you straight off that I have nothing against you, some of your threads are very interesting to me, yet others are quite inane IMHO, but isn't that true for all of us?
The difference is I don't hold it against you simply because some of my threads are pretty inane too.
Some, like the many incarnations called Blake rarely start a thread. He is too scared to put his ass out there on the line, or is just too boring and unimaginative to come up with one.
But even so, I have nothing agaisnt all the Blakes too. And if he says something profound I'll be the first to complement him on it.
The same to a certain extent goes for Mrs. Maalox and Kookaid, I have nothing against them and would probably like them all in real life.
Johnsmith constantly jumps my ass on things but I have nothing against him either and like most of his posts.
Things have a way of rubbing people wrong when just words are solely used, I recognize that and keep it in mind.
Plus life is way too short to let something said or perceived to be adverse toward you to get you down and especially so on a virtual site that really doesn't exist in a concrete tangible way in real life.

I was asked to come here by a friend who knew me on another site, he knew about my talents. The minute I arrived here I saw just how childish and immature most these posters are so I've been messing with them ever since. I have fun with it and as we can all see I know my target audience.

[Avante]

OP is STILL a got.

Here is the perfect example of what I'm talking about. If I were standing in front of this little freak it would be.....yes sir Mr,Avante.

[lil'mo]

troof

[DJR210]

Here is the perfect example of what I'm talking about. If I were standing in front of this little freak it would be.....yes sir Mr,Avante.

whatever you say rapist.