I <3 ur sister
"I cheated on you with Avante"
Prison guards are losers
Your penis is too small
Tastes like pineapple
That'll be $150
How much for a Plan B?
Will U snort this with me, Valentine
Oh , is that a penis? Meh I can work with it
It'll fit, just don't fart.
I guess u can call that a
U weren't worth it
I wuz drunk
I regret this
Leave
I have herpes
Jus kidding - not on the pill
Swear you're not a cop
ur sister was better
ur mother was better
ur daughter was better
You are the father!
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