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  1. #26
    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Admiral Benson: Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.

    Lt. Commander Block: I think that's the enemy coast, sir.

    Admiral Benson: Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me.

  2. #27
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    Her name is Destiny Davis..shes damn hott, I love that she is not too well know also...

  3. #28
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    Her name is Destiny Davis..shes damn hott, I love that she is not too well know also...
    Porn Star???

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  5. #30
    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    Nah... shes a model. Well I at least dont think that she does porn, shes posed for Playboy before does that count???

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    What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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    ^ who is that hottie?

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    ^ which hottie do u speak of?

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    ^ you

  11. #36
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    buahahhahah







    give me a second











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    Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.

    Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.

    Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.

    Officer: It could be days.

    Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.

  13. #38
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    Let's get some classy ladies in here man!

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    Let's get some classy ladies in here man!
    give a brotha a minute.

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    buahahhahah







    give me a second










    Are you b/c thats who I think it is??????????



  17. #42
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    she has a wacko-jacko nose

    What are you talking about??? There is nothing wrong with her nose...

  18. #43
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    Yummy!

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    You asked for class...I give you class...



  20. #45
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    Nice taste Z...

  21. #46
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    Admiral Benson: [after his cap blew off and landed in the sea] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.

    Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.

    Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.

    Officer: It could be days.

    Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.

    That's great!!

    I love this movie..

  22. #47
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    Are you b/c thats who I think it is??????????


    what do you speak of?

  23. #48
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    aint that repaul???
    Iwas going to say that but Im going to see how laker is going to break it to Thetruth

  24. #49
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  25. #50
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    thetruth thought repaul was hot?!?!?!?!?!?
    it was a joke.

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