Lakers: "I don't talk to players on teams that are 20 games below .500"

[Blake]

moose support payments

[MeloHype]

He picked a predator. He would have been better off just paying her $100k per each late night erection.

He could've just raped her too

[Michael Jordan.]

He could've just raped her too

She isn't white.

[Koolaid_Man]

What possess a man with that much money to something like that...

[Robz4000]

^Could've just taken it up the ass too

[Michael Jordan.]

"I demand to play 48 minutes so I can pad my stats and look like a 'warrior,' but it's Pringles' fault when I get injured!"

- 48.5

"LeBron, come team with me so you can be the second option"

- 48.5

[Koolaid_Man]

I hear this is the child as a result of his moose rape:

[Jodelo]

Those meltdowns from Capri and the parrot Thread are pretty hard!

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ's Kid:

[Koolaid_Man]

MJ's moose:

[Michael Jordan.]

34-48

45-37

42-40

[scanry]

"I don't always miss the playoffs, but when I do, I miss them in my prime."

- 48.5

[Michael Jordan.]

Jackson then added: "Someone told me that in high school, Kobe used to sabotage his own games. So the game could be close. So he could dominate at the end. To sabotage the team process, to be so self-centered in your own process--it's almost stupefying."

[Clipper Nation]

Jackson then added: "Someone told me that in high school, Kobe used to sabotage his own games. So the game could be close. So he could dominate at the end. To sabotage the team process, to be so self-centered in your own process--it's almost stupefying."

Sounds like a bull excuse for Kirby choking as the first option per par

[Koolaid_Man]

Jackson then added: "Someone told me that in high school, Kobe used to sabotage his own games. So the game could be close. So he could dominate at the end. To sabotage the team process, to be so self-centered in your own process--it's almost stupefying."

Translation Jeannie ed Kobe... ;-)

[Clipper Nation]

"LeBron, come team with me so you can be the second option"

- 48.5

"Give me a pay raise and sign LeBron for the minimum or I'm quitting again next year!"

- 48.5

[Bill_Brasky]

I hear this is the child as a result of his moose rape:

MJ and Magic's gay son had a kid???

[Bill_Brasky]

I agree with Kool on the MJ topic tbh this is a joke

[RsxPiimp]

MJ's Kid:

Looks like an avatar

[Michael Jordan.]

" 'Hey Jim, it's your dad,' " Buss says, mimicking his father's squeaky voice. " 'What an incredible waste of talent. Oh well. The experiment didn't work.' "

[Koolaid_Man]

[Michael Jordan.]

Even after Jackson's hiring Friday, hope remained in Bryant's camp that he would wake up from this nightmare and find Jackson by his side. But times are different in this Jackson-less version of Laker Land, and not for the better.
Kobe's clout isn't what it used to be.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...ryant/6436779/

[Michael Jordan.]

2012

Andrew Bynum's performance in 51 games with Bryant this season: 18.3 ppg, 12.5 FGA/g, .583 FG%

Andrew Bynum's performance in seven games without Bryant this season: 23.1 ppg, 19.6 FGA, .467 FG%

Pau Gasol's performance in 56 games with Bryant this season: 17.0 ppg, 13.6 FGA/g, .510 FG%

Pau Gasol's performance in seven games without Bryant this season: 21.1 ppg, 18.3 FGA/g, .469 FG%

[Michael Jordan.]

Bynum was expected to be solely interested in playing for a contender, yet it has been reported he was near an agreement to re-sign with the team who drafted him.

Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/nba/2014/0...VkyIOAjdD2L.99

Fredo

[baseline bum]

LOL 20 games under .500 only because the cancer drove Howard out of town.