We have this one lady in our department who is LOUD. Everything she does is loud. She bangs on her keyboard, we think she must be a little hard of hearing because she talks extremely loudly - even on the phone. She smacks her food when she eats at her desk, even makes some crazy-ass noise when she takes a drink of something. Doesn't just close a drawer, has to be slammed, etc.
We can't stop the invoice-stamping/slamming, but we were able to stop the personal calls to/from her mother which happened all day. She's a 50-something, never-been-married person who lives with her mother who is in poor health. We know she is in poor health because we hear about every doctor's appointment, every dose of Colace she needs to take, every prescription she's on, and her numerous trips to hospital. Fea even came to work with a MRSA infection a few weeks ago.
7 YEARS we've had to endure this. She is all of my pet-peeves rolled into 1 person.