I wish, tbh..I was still fully clothed, at least..
My girlfriend was naked on her bed, though..her mom just closed the door immediately and we were afraid to go downstairs, waited it out until her mom went to sleep
how about going to a club, and the ugliest looking girl in the club, friend tells the group he fcked her when he was drunk then next day he ed her again, seems like 2 fridgets to me, but when the group was looking at the girl he described, we just wanted to leave the club....
while inside the club, another friend was gettin a beat down by security for no apparent reason besides being the odd one out of the whole club...
wish i had a funny failure story... not yet at least. so worst would prob just be the first time simply due to duration and the ensuing awkwardess
cold ing blooded mane
I went in to eat this es ass with a stopped up nose....since I couldn't really smell it I felt the taste of battery acid on my tongue.....I ran to the rest room and scoped immediately...we have all had such encounters
mine being a younger guy with awkward hip movements !
i am not sure if it was the fact he was younger and less experienced or the fact he just plainly sucked in bed . shame.
another time I almost threw up in this 's smelly pussy as I started to go in
Stop ing fat be@ners and family members.
would u guys insert into it after many man has gone in b4 you, where the is still inside
i dont know if u guys have a fetish of another mans in there using it as lube
then going into that ass where she bleeds, then tells u go finish it in the bathroom
do you clean of ur ridden infested that has another mans sperm all over it, covered with and blood? or you just use that as lube while jerking off in the bathroom cause u didnt get to finish the job...
u know who im talking about if you know what i mean
What.
I read this 3 times . and I still couldn't wrap my brain around semen sharing. Gross.
But if you screw s... Then what do you expect ?
A women will never tell. Who what where and when . never.
I was doing a chick doggy style and she farted. Kinda ruined the moment for me.
doggy ain't never the right choice in Portland, to begin with... was lucky she didn't break her knees which she laid against the floor bearing half her body weight.
KarmaKarma was talkin about kirby hahahaha
What if he was jerking off with a , blood and semen covered and there were some residual peanuts and he cut himself. Could he get infected and if so, which fluid would most likely be the culprit?
probably explains why his shooting hand is fcked up....
this has happened more than once, but cmon man you gotta keep pounding the rock
i dont get tlongII the wanker, he has no problem drinking coffee made from animal droppins, that fart would be like a aroma to him
Did the dude behind you get upset?
yes I did
I think it was the second time I went out with this woman. We went to a club and she kept joking about giving me a blow job. We walked to my Jeep with my tent pitched and me thinking "I like when it's this easy". We get inside she unzips me and pulls out the Johnson. She was terrible at it! A close second is the bounce-back after my first marriage. She was okay but it was all about mogambo at that point.
I was pretty young at the time and I finally started smashing on my gf at the time. I was a junior in high school and she was a year older. So she was cowboying that and she squirted. Being that I had limited experience and hadn't seen a squirt porn in my life, I was initially pissed that she pissed on my bed. She was pretty embarrassed that happened and took off bawling. Come to find out that it happens and I apologized and God bless teenage female minds...she was excited that I got over the ignorance and embraced the showers.
I hate when some women can't take the , after they already talked , and tell you not to go too deep. Hitting her wall does not feel pleasant.
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