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Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas, gas, gas!
your tellin me joe, just for lunch today i had nachos....WITH jalapenos.
not to mention the salsa...oh the salsa....
Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas, gas, gas!
are you calling me fatulent, joe?
Size doesn't matter when it comes to natural gas.
size always matters joe. ask mouse.
sure did. say the when, and i'm there.
ewe ewe ewe...i meant like a samich. ick
uh, so did i, you pervert.
ees a joke only.
the adventures continue, you guys really missed a great party at the blanco tavern last night.
i got there at a couple minutes past 10, waiting for the kareoke to start, and got the chance to root for the seahawks to score...oh well, it was not a bad game, props to the boys fans, your team could do something this year if they keep bledsoe upright.
so, anyway, i tore up hypnotize as i am apt to do, and fellas, let me tell you, there is so much candy at this place on monday nights. sure some of it is cotton, but you got creme de la creme too.
i just met her yesterday, but one of the new bartenders is sarah. she is a sa-town barbie lookin babe with style. i was getting drunker by the minute and decided to take another look at the song book. she came over to me and we rapped for a bit and she wanted me to sing a little ac/dc. so i obliged. i don't know the words to highway to off the top of my head, but that's what the prompter is for. Yes, i tore that up....the song. Anyhow, i had told wifey where i was going and she wasn't down, me and her are like oil and water, but i keep telling her our marriage is a miracle of love.
So anyway, long story short, yeah, i know, too in late, but i got home at 230 instead of 1030. what can i say? i'm still on chicago time.
well, since you guys won't shut the up, i guess i'll have to keep bumping my own gotdam thread...
here's a story i emailed my chi-town partners in crime and it, it's cut and paste, and we have no secrets here in the spurstalk family so read on playas and playettes.
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dude, Friday night was one of my best in Chi-town.
me and..... ...what is his name. bob? rob? damn dude, i really should have stopped smoking marijuana a looong time ago. those memory cells are just dead.
anyhow, me and the new guy in the class not named greg hopped a cab back to the improv olympics and caught baby wants candy which i gotta say, was one of the best in shows i saw. very well done. i stayed for all the shows and we took breaks across the street at my bar Sluggers where the beer is blonde and the ladies are fine. The buffalo tenders were to die for as well, but i digress...
I stayed for the midnight weed game show they had and it was aight. nothing spectacular, as the guys were doing the job right, but looked like they'd rather be somewhere actually getting in stoned instead of having a gimic game show about it. I dropped my name in, but was eliminated pretty quickly as I found out i really don't know about BobDylan. Why Bob anyway? They should have trivia about effin Tommy Chong. If your gonna do something, do it right. Oh well, after that i was a few sheets to the wind and since it was my last night? I tried to go back to a bar i hit the last Friday...it was called borderline. I had a good time and wanted a repeat performance, but it was not to be as the cabbie didn't know his ass from his head. And i really just thank the Good Lord that he wasn't one of my brother cabbies that had the spirit of the FUNK in him, if you know what i mean. I tell you, running late to class somedays had me hoppin a cab and wishing i had decided to walk. And Why Hot Chocolate? Why does back seat cab funk from the driver smell like hot chocolate? Sorry to ruin it for any of you if your fans of the drink, but i know i sure as won't be having it anymore. ANYHOW...yeah, i know it's long, but damn, bare with me peeps, i'm gettin to the good part...
so, I do a quickchange and tell him to take me to the UndergroundWonderBar. Bad in Ass. Damnit, i hope barry's kid isn't reading this...i'm sorry for my abuse of the language, but i'm just vomiting through the keyboard so to speak...So the bar rocked. Very Small place, not wide, but deep, like 50 ft. Beer was like 5 bux a bottle, but , last night, so wtf right?
Met alot of great people and jammed til closin at 4. Now i was pretty tipsy by this point mind you and i hopped a cab back to casa de allegro, my temp home.
Unfortunatly, The Gawds of the Golden Arches of the 50's McDonald's caught my eye and I knew what I had to do. I hadn't stopped by THIS grand mekka of all McDonald's so i had to do it. It was raining, but I said, Driver...were going drivethru. He wasn't hungry, i asked, but I had a drunken orgy in the backseat with a doublecheese and 10 nuggets...i don't remember the chocolate shake, but i had to have had one as it was all over my body when i awoke the next morn.
Plane ride was good. Glad to be home. I miss Chicago, but i'm tearin it up in SaTown, believe that. You guys ever down, drop a dime and give me a holla. You can find me at Spurstalk.com if you are ever bored from 8-430 central m-f, (i only cruise the net when i'm getting paid to do something else, as i find it more efficient. and NO, i don't feel guilty, i look at it as a perk.
so in closing, Godbless all of you and whatever your doing. Remember people, we are all PIMPS now. Use what you have learned. Let go. Lates-
-bigzak
p.s. I just want to throw it out there. It's been bothering me. During the two weeks, I had a crush on Trish, Jacqui, Mikala, Brandon.......and yes....i'm sorry gotdam it, but i found myself attracted to Barry. He's quite the catch ladies. Lets race for it...
-peace
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no, that's it...you can stop reading now....it's over....stop....get out...back...hit the in back button....not i'm just kidding, feedback is appreciated and quite frankly, EXPECTED. so step up and tell me what a in asshole i am if that's what's on your mind.
So, did you explore your sexual fantasies while in ChiTown? Or you are just coming to grips with having them?p.s. I just want to throw it out there. It's been bothering me. During the two weeks, I had a crush on Trish, Jacqui, Mikala, Brandon.......and yes....i'm sorry gotdam it, but i found myself attracted to Barry. He's quite the catch ladies. Lets race for it...
hey kori, do you know how expensive gas is right now? of course you in don't cuz you got poor LJ's ass pumpin it while your in the cool AC jammin to yingyang.
I was on empty, i had 38 cents to my name and yeah, the guy let me blow him for a 20 spot. I got home though gotdam it. I'm a survivor.
by the way, brandon is the name of a fine honey. it's unusual, but that's just one of the things that makes her so special. The barry thing was a joke obviously...but he did have a nice ass.
hey kori, do you know how expensive gas is right now? of course you in don't cuz you got poor LJ's ass pumpin it while your in the cool AC jammin to yingyang.
Okay cool. That's what I was hoping you'd say. I understood the joke about Barry .. but I was like uh.. he's got another guy's name on his hot list.by the way, brandon is the name of a fine honey. it's unusual, but that's just one of the things that makes her so special
btw, has anyone here seen The ARISTOCRATS? great in movie. everyone is in it.
i'll tell you the joke.
A guy walks into a talent agency and tell the agent, "Hey sir, Do I gotta show for you!"
The agent says, well what is it.
"It's me, my wife, my little girl, little boy and our dog...we all take a on stage and wallow in it."
really, really, i've never seen an act like that...what's it called?
the aristocrats. tada!
you can say the aristocrats with flair to increase the level of hilarity.
the beauty of it is it's simplicity and it's all improv. the familly can do whatever the joke teller wants and it's up to the joke teller to be as disgusting and vile as they can be, i mean really reaching down into their depths of evil and disgust, incest, blood, feces, beastiality, you know, like your your watching the Real World-Tlong.
skies the limit. and who sets the limits? You do.
Last edited by BigZak; 08-23-2005 at 04:39 PM. Reason: to add funny.
hey, Kori moved the YingYang thread to the classics so just as a public service announcement, and yeah, i know i already pimped them, but if you like rythym in your soul and like to party, add it to your collection for 13 and change.
My favorite track right now is 19. Shake feat. Pitbull.
not a believer? click the sample on amazon...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=music
and for those already in the know, ain't it great?
that's it, i'm out peeps, i don't know where i'm going, but i'm getting the out of here...manana.
well peeps, resume' is just completed and the flight leaves at 945.
til next we type...peace.
Have a great flight and best of luck. Keep in touch.
People will soon be flocking to see ya.
well peeps, resume' is just completed and the flight leaves at 945.
til next we type...peace.
I said a prayer for you. Hope everything is even more wonderful than you've imagined. = ) Don't forget my premier tickets. ( Need two in case your Rasho plan works.)
Yeah Big Zak premiere tickets, ill do a skit with you i love comedy ha ha ha ha j/k good luck man
You could probably just stand up there next to him and people would laugh...........
(I kid, I kid!)
ha ha ha ha very funny there 1P1, you know you would laugh cause you secretly desire the bat...but the bat is unreachable...so youd laugh just to keep from crying
Everything is A-OK here...i'm at a fedex kinkos just off of sunset and vine...i'm off to the IO West in a few minutes...had to update the new resume again...new phone # now peeps...it's in profile if you ever wanna drop a dime...
THANKS for all the PRAYERS and GOOD LUCK WISHES...I really appreciate that...i won't let you down...
Glad to hear all is well.
I know someone about to be famous! = )
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